Mundane News (Part 1)

[Stu_Robertson]

My tea has gone a little bit cold. Still drinkable, but not quite as hot as I would like.

 

[Markymark]

I took sandwiches in today. When I finished reading my book on the tube and put it back in my bag it has squashed the side of it slightly. Still intact but a little squidgy in the top left corner... or top right corner depending which side I'm lookin at.

I normally cycle in but didn't fancy the torrential rain. This would never have happened in my pannier.

 

[Peteaud]

My laptop battery is nearly full.

 

[biggs682]

my water butts are still very low

 

[tyred]

I can't find the stapler. Someone has obviously stolen it.

 

[Cheddar George]

My biro appears to be running on fumes, its demise is expected later today.

 

[Stu_Robertson]

Despite the rain, I have opted for short sleeves.

 

[AndyRM]

I can't find the stapler. Someone has obviously stolen it.

Ask this guy:

 

[Markymark]

Ask this guy:

Does he have one?

 

[accountantpete]

The middle button of my polo shirt has gone missing.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Keyboard's covered in biscuit crumbs...again.

 

[Velo711]

Anything else happening in Britain?

 

[steve52]

my juicer is performing well

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Anything else happening in Britain?

I've just put the kettle on.

 

[jayonabike]

My dog just farted in her sleep, got up, moved to the other side of the room, fell asleep and carried on snoring.