Mundane News (Part 1)

[youngoldbloke]

There were no small carts outside Sainsbury's this morning - they were all in the car park shelters!

 

[AnythingButVanilla]

Fear Factory just came on the radio and I couldn't turn it up loud and sing along because I was chatting to a colleague and the woman I share an office with is a miserable bitch.

 

[ianrauk]

I ma putting my credit card back in my wallet.

 

[vernon]

I discovered that my back is straighter than a budgie's.

 

[Beebo]

One of the bananas I bought for lunch was too straight, here is a photo, along with a standard bendy one for comparison.
Extra comedy value has been gained by the clever use of a lever arch file.

 

[GetAGrip]

I split my gardening gloves pulling weeds this morning, when I still had more to pull out. I now need a new pair of gloves, which is slightly irritating.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

i'm about to take a shower

 

[GetAGrip]

I'm in a daydream at the moment, hmm, nice.

 

[Stu_Robertson]

I'll have to put the clingfilm in the bin in a minute. Will keep you posted.

Got a bit waylaid, but I have done this now.

 

[tyred]

I was forced to make a really difficult decision - Chocolate Digestive or Chocolate Hobnobs with the 3 o' clock tea.

 

[hopless500]

Yeah? But what side?

My side - although in reality both sides are my side as I am a bed hog.

 

[Silver Fox]

I've just put two new tyres on my bike.

 

[hopless500]

I've just put two new tyres on my bike.

Disqualified. Doesn't count as mundane. Sorry.

 

[Stu_Robertson]

Morrisons currently have an offer on Nescafe.
A 200g Jar which would normally cost £4.99 is now only £4.

 

[EltonFrog]

lettuce. hmm.