Mundane News (Part 1)

[PeteXXX]

Belated breaking mundane news.......
When I left for work yesterday afternoon it was raining quite hard. The lady in the house opposite was mowing her front garden lawn with an electric mower.
Strange really as she hasn't bothered for most of the summer.
I think she's a bit peculiar...

 

[stephec]

My wife thinks her jeans may have shrunk, I didn't comment.

 

[Silver Fox]

This morning I had grapes with my weetabix.

 

[tyred]

Proper roasties, or Aunt Bessies imposters?

But Aunt Bessie died in 1984

 

[Accy cyclist]

I'm not happy. A customer caught me up yesterday and asked for that fiver back i owed them!

 

[GrasB]

It's kind of dull & grey out side.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Jeez it gets worse! Now some idiot has knocked on the door asking me to make a donation to a charity!

 

[Gravity Aided]

Tell him to go hit up your customer!

 

[Saluki]

I have just had a bacon butty

 

[alicat]

Getting my 10,000 steps today - going up and downstairs for chocolate and beer.

 

[PeteXXX]

I must remember to use the right hand bore of the Dartford Tunnel as I'll have a 16' trailer on.
The left hand bore is only 15' 9"

Or is it the other way round?!?!

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I must remember to use the right hand bore of the Dartford Tunnel as I'll have a 16' trailer on.
The left hand bore is only 15' 9"

Or is it the other way round?!?!

Do you really, really need those extra 3 inches....?

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I had a lovely piece of natural Smoked Haddock for my tea, the trouble is it'll take about three days before the smell of it stops wafting round the house.

 

[Bryony]

I have burnt crumpets

 

[PeteXXX]

Do you really, really need those extra 3 inches....?

If you've ever seen the result of a 16' trailer having gone under a low bridge, yes.... 3" is important!!