Mundane News (Part 1)

[tyred]

I've picked up my pen.

 

[Frood42]

I have just had a Double Decker (chocolate bar), it was very nice.

 

[Fubar]

Mmmm, soup!

 

[JoeyB]

I dress myself
I don't have a pen

 

[hopless500]

JoeyB is sideways.

 

[hopless500]

Grass needs cutting desperately - but can I be bothered?

 

[JoeyB]

Not if you turn your screen through 90 degrees

My thinking exactly...someone somewhere will have done this inadvertently to their monitor and they'll appreciate my gesture.

 

[vernon]

My Duracell AA batteries all have the same colour scheme.

 

[tyred]

My Ever Ready AA batteries all have the same colour scheme.

 

[vernon]

My Ever Ready AA batteries all have the same colour scheme.

My AA batteries have a different colour scheme to your AA batteries.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

washing machine has died

 

[JoeyB]

I just used too many dragons in a Clash of Clans attack.

 

[vernon]

washing machine has died

I'd be all in a spin if that happened to me.

 

[hopless500]

I'd be all in a spin if that happened to me.

 

[hopless500]

Just had a cornetto