Mundane News (Part 1)

[vernon]

I have just inserted a compressor

I hope that you used a lubricant.

 

[Hill Wimp]

I have a prolapsed disc and it hurts

That is a very valid reason.

I hope you recover soon.

Have you try acupuncture?

 

[vernon]

Just done a wikipedia....it seems they eat carrion and live prey. It seems like they are a flying vacuum cleaner.

I consider them to be close relatives.

 

[swee'pea99]

In the dishwasher.

Mundanity gets no more mundane...top post!

 

[Hill Wimp]

Mundanity gets no more mundane...top post!

I thought you were going to tell me off for an interesting post

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I've been to Aldi and Tescos.

 

[numbnuts]

Kites eat carrion don't they?

My kites don't eat anything, there in the cupboard in the hall

 

[Aperitif]

I've been to Aldi and Tescos.

Cheapskate - or was the rock salmon a better price?

 

[numbnuts]

That is a very valid reason.

I hope you recover soon.

Have you try acupuncture?

Tried that once, the girl didn't have a clue as she was sticking them in my ear and toes,
I did ask her if she had read my notes, she said yes,
I then asked her how many patents had the same name as me ??

 

[tyred]

Oh, just received a fax. Must be the first in about 3 months.

 

[vernon]

My kites don't eat anything, there in the cupboard in the hall

Did you shoot them yourself?

They'll be ready for cooking when their tail feathers fall out on their own accord.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I have a bloody knuckle due to having just replaced a dipped beam bulb on my KA, I could have done with hands the size of a small childs hands not my great big shovel like ones.

 

[colly]

Dogs nose. Looks like a Liquorice Allsort.

Now he's reminded me of them. I want some.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Dogs nose. Looks like a Liquorice Allsort.

Now he's reminded me of them. I want some.

I was in Aldi today and saw that they sell ''Soft Eating Licquorice.'' Apart from eating it, what do people do with it?

 

[gbb]

Had an rare moment and turned the heating on. Half an hour later, i got all sensible and turned it off again