Mundane News (Part 1)

[PeteXXX]

My glass of cider is not quite cold enough.

 

[alicat]

Making French onion soup.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Lying down after Thai Fish curry, i may have ingested more than one portion.

 

[Maverick Goose]

was that a Thai-breaker?

 

[Hill Wimp]

was that a Thai-breaker?

Well it broke me

 

[GM]

I'm now officially old, I used my bus pass for the first time today, garage still has the car.

A mere youngster, I've been using mine for the last 4 years!

 

[postman]

The young people are back,the prezzies have been opened.One very happy 17 year old,who has a great bunch of friends.Main prezzie A Build a Bear,with clothes,shoes,skateboard and helmet.The booze for the 18's is coming out soon.I am retiring to my room,to read Charles Dickens a can of coke and a tiny bit of birthday cake.Well you have to don't you.

 

[Maverick Goose]

Party hard Postman [and Postpersons]

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I am retiring to my room,to read Charles Dickens a can of coke and a tiny bit of birthday cake.

I've read the first 2 but I've never read even the smallest bit of birthday cake.

 

[slowmotion]

I just went to put a beer can in our re-cycling bin and stepped on Mousyfecker by mistake. He's now on his way to the sewage treatment plant in Twickenham at a stately and sombre 4mph via the sewers of West London.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

We're going to miss mousyfecker. Did he have next of kin?

 

[slowmotion]

We're going to miss mousyfecker. Did he have next of kin?

Doubtless, alas. My six Rentokil |Advanced snap traps have been baited with the finest Nutella for the last ten days and not one has been feasted on. I'm moving over to crunchy peanut butter tomorrow. Actually, given tonight's success, I may take to wearing flippers about the house.

 

[slowmotion]

I did consider snow shoes but thought that mousyfeckerettes might slip through the holes.

 

[classic33]

I just went to put a beer can in our re-cycling bin and stepped on Mousyfecker by mistake. He's now on his way to the sewage treatment plant in Twickenham at a stately and sombre 4mph via the sewers of West London.

You can't just dump it down the drain, you'll be inviting its larger relatives in!
You could have tracked its progress http://flushtracker.com/index.php? Made certain it actually got there.

 

[slowmotion]

You can't just dump it down the drain, you'll be inviting its larger relatives in!
You could have tracked its progress http://flushtracker.com/index.php? Made certain it actually got there.

I already did a dummy run for the funeral arrangements using that site! He's on his way...St Peter is waiting......