Mundane News (Part 1)

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stephec

Squire
Its difficult to get your foot into a sock that has a knot in it.

Being capable of putting a foot into a sock is impressive by anyone's standards!
 

welsh dragon

Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
I have never liked living socks. They are usually quite bad mannered, and have a habit of running away and hiding in all sorts of places where you can never find them again
 

stephec

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[QUOTEstephec, post: 3020260, member: 63"]Me too if I'm not very careful on this thread. ;)[/QUOTE]

Why is that smilie winking when I typed one of these in - :smile:

So my latest news is - my tablet's been taken over by a poltergeist.
 

stephec

Squire
I've just had a text telling me I'm connected to a maritime network, and calls cost £1.50 to make and receive, scandalous.

Thank god it's a company phone and not my own.
 

welsh dragon

Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
I have applied for an Iceland (shop not country) clubcard. I have been told it could take 4 weeks to arrive.
 

stephec

Squire
Anyway what are two ladies doing on here at this time, don't you have some hoovering to do before Jeremy Kyle starts?



I shall now retreat to a very safe distance as I know full well that there is no smilie big enough to hide behind. :biggrin:
 
Anyway what are two ladies doing on here at this time, don't you have some hoovering to do before Jeremy Kyle starts?



I shall now retreat to a very safe distance as I know full well that there is no smilie big enough to hide behind. :biggrin:
Jeremy who?
I have better things to do than watch daytime TV, like ride a bike!!!
 
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