Mundane News (Part 1)

[Saluki]

Just back from measuring up the flat we are moving too. Now I have to transfer all the measurements to graph paper and it will all make sense.

 

[numbnuts]

We has a black Priest he's from Cameroon.

 

[vernon]

We has a black Priest he's from Cameroon.

So you've had a Black Sabbath....

 

[Milzy]

Just ordered some of them cheap B'twin bib shorts.

 

[numbnuts]

So you've had a Black Sabbath....

very good

 

[Lullabelle]

I have a pile of ironing to do, hopefully it will help me to take my mind off the horrid events on the past 2 days.

 

[PeteXXX]

I planted 18 pansies today.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I planted 18 pansies today.

You can't refer to those folks as pansies anymore - it's not politically correct

 

[stephec]

You can't refer to those folks as pansies anymore - it's not politically correct

And it's not acceptable to plant them one either.

 

[PeteXXX]

I apologise profusely if I have offended anyone. Next time I will purchase Violas (unless that causes any musicians to suffer palpitations...)

 

[classic33]

"Jack The Ripper" named as Aaron Kosminski
http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/...-aaron-kosminski/story-fni6um3i-1227050842205

 

[numbnuts]

Typical blame the immigrants

 

[classic33]

Typical blame the immigrants

From Britains former biggest open air prison as well.

 

[jonnysnorocket]

I've got a blocked nose

 

[Archie_tect]

I have lost my multi-tool... it was a really, really nice one that MrsA_T bought me.

Please, all of you, stop looking... it has been found.