Mundane News (Part 1)

[tyred]

I just noticed some bird poo on my Cateye Strada.

I had misread that as you had just seen some bird poo on your Fiat Strada. Was just about to ask how did you keep it from rusting.

 

[slowmotion]

I had misread that as you had just seen some bird poo on your Fiat Strada. Was just about to ask how did you keep it from rusting.

I had a Fiat Panda once. It really was a piece of shoot.

 

[Cyclopathic]

Ouch! I just sat on myself.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

I swam in the sea for over 30 minutes today

 

[Joshua Plumtree]

I had a brown Fiat Panda circa 1985. When I started the engine the lights would come on.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I've just finished a packet of cashew nuts and then a packet of almonds. I prefer the almonds

 

[Accy cyclist]

Just washed some cycling gear. Those shorts were getting a bit sticky!

 

[vernon]

I've just eaten some Rice Crispies

 

[alicat]

I am contemplating having some Weetabix.

 

[Accy cyclist]

I'm having a beef burger later,followed by an almond Magnum.

 

[classic33]

Last Super Moon of 2014 last night/this morning.

 

[slowmotion]

I left a pair of cheap sunglasses on a fence post in the car park at the top of Broomfield Hill when drinking a bottle of Coke on Sunday. I'm pissed off.

 

[Accy cyclist]

I left a pair of cheap sunglasses on a fence post in the car park at the top of Broomfield Hill when drinking a bottle of Coke on Sunday. I'm ****ed off.

I left a drinks bottle next to a bench in a town centre the other week,after sitting down for a rest. I went back two days later and it was still there.

 

[slowmotion]

I left a drinks bottle next to a bench in a town centre the other week,after sitting down for a rest. I went back two days later and it was still there.

I have some faith in human nature. I will ask at the snack cabin next Saturday to see if they got handed in.. Thank you for the suggestion.

 

[classic33]

There's people who complain it goes quiet at night, but don't hang around to find out just how quiet.