Mundane News (Part 1)

[Accy cyclist]

I've got a bottle of "La Goudale" from Aldi. I want to open it but it has a cork bung and it's been in my rucksack while cycling.being shaken to f...! . No doubt it'll hit the roof and he'll(mutt) start barking waking everybody up!

 

[Accy cyclist]

I opened it outside,the cork flew about 15 feet into the air!

 

[Saluki]

I have toothache every time I lie down. I've taken painkillers - an hour ago - but they don't seem to be doing the job. I'll pop to the dentist in the morning.

 

[classic33]

I have toothache every time I lie down. I've taken painkillers - an hour ago - but they don't seem to be doing the job. I'll pop to the dentist in the morning.

It is morning!

 

[classic33]

I made some cakes with my Granddaughter this afternoon.

Flour, milk, butter & cream would be nicer!

 

[Saluki]

It is morning!

Later in the morning when the dentist opens.

 

[classic33]

Later in the morning when the dentist opens.

Fair enough!

 

[Accy cyclist]

i can't think of any messages to put on Cycle Chat.

 

[vernon]

Last night I dreamt that I was a Dachshund.

 

[Accy cyclist]

I've put the washer on and then found the most important item i wanted washing still in the laundry basket! Some cycles you can pause it and open the door but not this one.

 

[vernon]

I'm getting ready for a day of frivolity and fun at the Tabernacle of Enlightenment.

 

[PeteXXX]

I think I need a new mobile telephone.

 

[Shut Up Legs]

It's Thursday, I think.

Can you repost that in about 4.5 hours, so we can argue about it?

 

[robjh]

I know my eggs are fresh as the woman was still wiping straw and chicken sh*t off them when I walked into the barn this morning.

 

[Shut Up Legs]

Which bit of down under are you in?

Melbourne. I just got up to get ready for work, and the overnight minimum was 25°C .