Mundane News (Part 1)

[Deleted member 1258]

If you give a Hyundai Getz a Suzuki Alto you'll end up with Honda Jazz! What is it with small cars?

I've got a Getz, a 1.3, its a lovely old motor.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

My good lady has been using unladylike like language tonight, I've picked up an upset stomach. Now whilst the sound effects have been impressive, the full trumpet concerto, the stink has been that bad a skunk would have been very proud of it, and lets face it if you can't stand your own stench things have to be bad.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I've got a Getz, a 1.3, its a lovely old motor.

I was driving a Jazz when I came to a stop behind an Alto before I realised the connection this morning.

 

[classic33]

Brief(8 hours, forecast) power outage, means an early night.

 

[vernon]

I've just swim 2,000m more than @vernon's butler.

My butler has the buoyancy of a brick.

 

[numbnuts]

My butler has the buoyancy of a brick.

I must change my glasses

 

[Deleted member 1258]

For the first time in two and a half years I'm off work sick.

 

[Maverick Goose]

There's a wren outside the window.

 

[numbnuts]

For the first time in two and a half years I'm off work sick.

GWS

 

[Maverick Goose]

For the first time in two and a half years I'm off work sick.

and have some.

 

[tyred]

Chris Rea is still driving home for Christmas after 30 odd years. Must be one hell of a traffic jam.

 

[classic33]

Chris Rea is still driving home for Christmas after 30 odd years. Must be one hell of a traffic jam.

And the real fire is still burning!

 

[Saluki]

Last night I spillled a tin of white gloss paint on the floorboards.

 

[Saluki]

Chris Rea is still driving home for Christmas after 30 odd years. Must be one hell of a traffic jam.

Road to Hell?

 

[luckyfox]

I had dins late, I now have foodsleepycomaness...