Mundane News (Part 1)

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Donger

Convoi Exceptionnel
I haven't been out either, appearing to recover from my upset stomach I went back to work yesterday, it was too soon, by last night I was back where I was Wednesday, so instead of spending my birthday with family and friends I've spend it on the settee, with a regular dash to the bog, I was looking forward to our trip into town this morning and seeing our granddaughter see Pepper pig and father Xmas, instead my good lady had to go without me.:sad::sad::sad:
Sorry to hear that Dave. I'm raising a glass to your birthday right now. Cheers. Donger.
 

Donger

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I was watching the footy scores earlier on. Some bloke called "Max Power" scored for Tranmere Rovers. What a fantastic name.
 

vernon

Harder than Ronnie Pickering
I seem to have got a hangover - how can that be when I didn't drink anything last night?

I have it on good authority from your butler that you were three sheets to the wind on vintage Krug.

I was surprised as my stockbroker had told me that your investment income had plummeted since you rushed headlong into the energy markets.
 
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Sorry to hear that Dave. I'm raising a glass to your birthday right now. Cheers. Donger.

Thank you, I'm much better this morning, I'm looking at a half decent cycling morning and cursing, its rest and recovery I need not miles under the wheels today.
 
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You're obviously not a council employee then? :biggrin:

Unfortunately we don't get paid when we're sick so we tend to just keep turning up as long as we can.
 

vernon

Harder than Ronnie Pickering
My beard trim and hair cut has yielded 25 grams of hair.

My tonsorial trimming heralds a forthcoming blizzard.
 

vernon

Harder than Ronnie Pickering
Mrs V said something that could lead to me clearing my diary for July, August and September.

I just need to get my ducks in a row.
 
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