MontyVeda
a short-tempered ill-controlled small-minded troll
- Location
- Lancaster... the little city.
I'm sure you'll look most dapper Reg
Fenton has just brought me a chilled bottle of vintage Krug. Nice.
My lawn mower has committed suicide.
This meant I had to purchase a new one.
My new lawn mower is not suicidal. It's trying to kill me.
I am frightened of my new lawn mower.
You might bump into that David Cameron now he's got a lot more time on his hands!Artisan bread making course today, 'spose I better get going.
Chapeau! to you SirToday, I finally whipped my new lawn mower into submission and shown it who's boss...
Today, my friends, I feel like a God.
You can keep your rain and thunder. I'm perfectly happy with the sun and the heat![]()
Maybe today is the day I get to try out my new waterproof jacket?
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Maybe they got you confused with that old man who keeps turning up in their photos?Just back from a windy 37 miles on the bike. A plague of white van men seemed intent on knocking me off my bike.
Where did you do this ?
I would happily eat it with or without olivesLooks good. Hope it hasn't got olives in it, that would spoil it.
I would happily eat it with or without olives![]()