MontyVeda
a short-tempered ill-controlled small-minded troll
- Location
- Lancaster... the little city.
I'm sure you'll look most dapper Reg
Fenton has just brought me a chilled bottle of vintage Krug. Nice.
My lawn mower has committed suicide.
This meant I had to purchase a new one.
My new lawn mower is not suicidal. It's trying to kill me.
I am frightened of my new lawn mower.
You might bump into that David Cameron now he's got a lot more time on his hands!Artisan bread making course today, 'spose I better get going.

Chapeau! to you SirToday, I finally whipped my new lawn mower into submission and shown it who's boss...
Today, my friends, I feel like a God.

!You can keep your rain and thunder. I'm perfectly happy with the sun and the heat![]()

Maybe today is the day I get to try out my new waterproof jacket?
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Maybe they got you confused with that old man who keeps turning up in their photos?Just back from a windy 37 miles on the bike. A plague of white van men seemed intent on knocking me off my bike.
Where did you do this ?
. Hope it hasn't got olives in it, that would spoil it.I would happily eat it with or without olivesLooks good. Hope it hasn't got olives in it, that would spoil it.

I would happily eat it with or without olives![]()
