Mundane News

[TVC]

Morning. No dead flies in my tea.

A trip to the farmers market this morning.

 

[vernon]

Morning. No dead flies in my tea.

A trip to the farmers market this morning.

Have a pie for me while you're there.

 

[Lullabelle]

Apparently this is a cat proof tree

 

[TVC]

Have a pie for me while you're there.

It's pies and pasties that we are going for, and the odd faggot.

 

[potsy]

As it's Thursday I treated myself to a small canteen breakfast, didn't have too much as there is chicken madras on the menu for dinner

 

[Hill Wimp]

Im in the hairdressers having my roots done and trying very hard to stay awake.

I had a mammoth sewing and faffing session yesterday, it's done me in.

 

[Katherine]

Staff night out last night......Too much wine.... Feeling a bit rough.... Groan.

 

[TVC]

No pies, no pasties. The pie man wan't there, and the pork man didn't have any faggots. Very disappointing market, most of the regular traders were not there.

I need to work out plan B

 

[stephec]

Now there's trouble. Not only is Mrs R upset at @vernon's overtures but she's found a fly in her coffee. The day is starting badly.

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I say I say I say, waiter there's a fly in my coffee, what's it doing there?

The backstroke sir!

I'll get my coat.

 

[stephec]

Apparently this is a cat proof tree

It won't be when the cat launches it's self off the chair at it.

 

[raleighnut]

Apparently this is a cat proof tree

Kissa*, my tricolour cat would have been up there. In my old flat I had one of those 3 foot diameter paper 'ball' lampshades, came home one day to find a paper spiral touching the floor, she'd managed to 'have it'.

* When I got the kitten I had a Finnish girlfriend, couldn't decide on a name for the cat so when Sari came round I asked her what cat was in Soumi and that's what I called her
It's pronounced Keysa though.

 

[Illaveago]

I've got paint on my spoke! Mind you I have been using it to stir paint.

It gave me this thought though. If I was to paint all of the spokes in the colours of the rainbow, would it look white if I was to spin it?

 

[midlife]

I just wondered what happened to the tiny piece of bone / gristle that I used to get in my bacon rashers as a kid

Shaun

 

[summerdays]

I just wondered what happened to the tiny piece of bone / gristle that I used to get in my bacon rashers as a kid

Shaun

I'd forgotten about that bit of gristle!

 

[TVC]

Tree's up.