Mundane News

[Hill Wimp]

and relax

 

[potsy]

Grass needs cutting

 

[hopless500]

You could get a couple of Alpacas to mow your estate

 

[Hill Wimp]

They would fit in nicely with the goat and beehives

Actually thats a good name for a pub "The Goat and Beehive ".

 

[mybike]

Grass needs cutting

If it's anything like ours, you'd sink without trace.

 

[Gravity Aided]

-19C here, I don't think the grass is growing. It's taking today off, anyway, federal holiday. I'm working, though.

 

[Illaveago]

I saw a sign at the recycling centre " reusable books" does someone have To go through them with one of those white pens blanking out the text?

 

[potsy]

I'm back from my 26 mile ride and I've lost all feeling in my extremities.

Do we need to put nurse TVC on standby?

 

[Hill Wimp]

The felines have touched noses, there was a small half hearted hiss on the retreat from Sasha and they are now both curled up quite close to each other.

I think Hell may be freezing over

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I've abandoned my attempt to patch the hole in my jeans pocket while wearing them. 1p pieces have started to slide down my leg so it needs to be done before the £1 coins start escaping.

 

[raleighnut]

I've abandoned my attempt to patch the hole in my jeans pocket while wearing them. 1p pieces have started to slide down my leg so it needs to be done before the £1 coins start escaping.

Stapler, simples (but don't stick the staple in yer leg, go to the lavvy drop said kecks, fold the pocket over on itself then staple.)

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Stapler, simples (but don't stick the staple in yer leg, go to the lavvy drop said kecks, fold the pocket over on itself then staple.)

''Do you think raleighnut's ok? He's taken a stapler into the toilet and he hasn't come out yet....''

 

[IDMark2]

I've been waiting ages but lunch hasn't arrived.
I'll have to go into the kitchen and make my own in a minute.

 

[raleighnut]

''Do you think raleighnut's ok? He's taken a stapler into the toilet and he hasn't come out yet....''

 

[mybike]

I'm back from my 26 mile ride and I've lost all feeling in my extremities.

You have extremities?