HertzvanRental
Veteran
^^^^^^
I've just phoned my 92 year old auntie to wish her a happy birthday.
She had no idea who I was![]()
How did she keep the pipe lit whilst riding the bike?
Ditto
My guests have left.... All 14 of them.... The house is calm, covered in crumbs, and there is still some cake left!
The only trouble I have smoking a roll up and cycling is burning holes in the fingers of my gloves.We all know that feeling.
Reminded me of a friend at school who used to try to cycle & smoke a cigarette, never very successfully. He also tried dipping them in meths*, I can't recall what for.
*I had a meths stove for boiling water when we went out. Not sure if 16yr olds could buy meths today.
crap, I am being taken clothes shopping tomorrow... what on earth works in a wheelchair at a funeral?
Answers in small print, in white so I can't read it please.
Cuff link's slack.
Just remember what 'uncle' Frank said "Brown shoes Don't make It"..................nice cufflinks though.
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Hmm, thanks for that!