Mundane News

[TVC]

Sounds interesting ... what is it?

I think it's a Thai Curry Paste, but I may be wrong.

 

[numbnuts]

Bless you!

In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti

 

[Hill Wimp]

I'm going to Norfolk on Thursday.

 

[vernon]

I'm going to Norfolk on Thursday.

There's Norfolking chance of me being there on Thursday.

 

[Hill Wimp]

There's Norfolking chance of me being there on Thursday.

Aww it's not that bad and there will be cake................................... i hope

 

[TVC]

We may have just watched the Minions Movie. We may have laughed hard for an hour and a half.

 

[Hill Wimp]

The cat has mischief in mind.

 

[vernon]

The cat has mischief in mind.

I permanently have mischief in mind.

 

[TVC]

I permanently have mischief in mind.

But do you sit on the window cill licking your bum?

 

[Hill Wimp]

But do you sit on the window sill licking your bum?

Excuse me Sasha is a good girl and does not flash her bits to strangers.

Her idea of mischief tonight is to walk around the room without touching the carpet. Instead she is bouncing from one bit of furniture to another.

 

[Gravity Aided]

I am sitting in the lobby at work, admiring Christmas decorations, and asking the receptionist about the movie he saw this weekend.

 

[TVC]

Excuse me Sasha is a good girl and does not flash her bits to strangers

Ours does.

 

[Mireystock]

Toast and raspberry jam for me.

 

[vernon]

I have fifty working days left.

 

[vernon]

Muesli and coffee for breakfast

In the same bowl?