I think someone went to Ikea and was never seen again.
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I think someone went to Ikea and was never seen again.
potsy
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I might need @Hill Wimp's professional services later, I am going into Manchester and this could be a bad idea for 3 reasons..
1 I don't do Manchester City centre if I can help it due to the crowds.
2 I have no sense of direction at all so could end up anywhere.
3 I hardly drink alcohol and will be having a few drinks this afternoon.
I have wimp's on speed dial for emergencies
1 I don't do Manchester City centre if I can help it due to the crowds.
2 I have no sense of direction at all so could end up anywhere.
3 I hardly drink alcohol and will be having a few drinks this afternoon.
I have wimp's on speed dial for emergencies
Gravity Aided
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And then?5 days, left to work
numbnuts
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- Gone over the hill and far away
Some poor sod went to Ikea and jumped off the roof in Southampton
numbnuts
Squire
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- Gone over the hill and far away
Last night I caught fish, fish pie is on the menu 
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- Manchester
30 pages of mundaneness.
How are you? Have you been busy?
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Then a good holiday followed by retirement.
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The last time a family member went to Ikea I got a phone call to say can you pick us up in the car this is to heavy to carry home on the bus.
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vernon
Harder than Ronnie Pickering
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43 days for me though I reserve the right to go sooner.
The way that the department is imploding it could be sooner.
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deptfordmarmoset
Full time tea drinker
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- Armonmy Way
Catford does an interesting selection of street beggars.
''I've got an IQ of 189, did you know that....divided by two.''
And straight after the man with no legs I was stopped by a women who needed to buy sanitary towels (''You're a man, I shouldn't be asking you'') because she had to deliver two stillborn children in the morning.
''I've got an IQ of 189, did you know that....divided by two.''
And straight after the man with no legs I was stopped by a women who needed to buy sanitary towels (''You're a man, I shouldn't be asking you'') because she had to deliver two stillborn children in the morning.
potsy
Rambler
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- My Armchair
I'm home, and slightly tipsy 
deptfordmarmoset
Full time tea drinker
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- Armonmy Way
I'm listening to a programme about singing fish on the radio. It's a good job I don't take drugs.
Hill Wimp
Fair weathered,fair minded but easily persuaded.
I'm currently being debriefed about your behaviour. Apparently the CCTV is quite damningI'm home, and slightly tipsy
I will let you know tomorrow how much it will cost you for for me to keep quiet
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