Mundane News

[Speicher]

Okay, Shortypants, get off your high horse!

 

[PeteXXX]

The computer in 2001: A space odyssey is HAL.
So named as it is one letter removed, alphabetically, from IBM

 

[mybike]

If we're into old jokes:

How many elephants can you fit in a mini.

 

[vernon]

If we're into old jokes:

How many elephants can you fit in a mini.

Sixteen if it's a stretch mini.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Why don't elephants eat penguins?













Because they can't get the wrappers off.

 

[Maverick Goose]

Would we have to keep count of our current puns?

That sounds like pun-ishment...IGMC

 

[slowmotion]

Inspired by Hannibal Lecter last night, I dined on a bit of a South African this evening. She was a bit too sweet for my tastes.
http://www.kleinkaroomeat.com/recipes

 

[hopless500]

Last night's mattress had every spring and coil trying to escape

 

[Illaveago]

There was a bit on the TV just now saying that they are carrying out research into horses being able to read our moods! My cat can, she just chooses to ignore it and carries on sleeping.

 

[summerdays]

I'm going out for a ride.

I'm not... I've just done my nails and they are still drying however it was nicer than I expected when I put the bins out earlier, so it is tempting to go for a ride!

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I went for a ride yesterday, and I'm going for a ride tomorrow, today I'm being sociable and we are going down the club to play bingo with the other senior citizens.

 

[PeteXXX]

I'm going to ride to Salcey forest and eat cake

 

[Illaveago]

Oh what fun! I am going to be outside underneath a car trying to change a rear axle on my friends 206.

 

[hopless500]

Central Thailand is very short on places to sit with a drink and watch the world go by

 

[summerdays]

Central Thailand is very short on places to sit with a drink and watch the world go by

Its trying to tell you to keep moving