Mundane News

[mybike]

Where is the handbrake, GM?

I'd guess the red handle.

 

[London Female]

I have a huge spot coming up on my chin. Seriously, I should be over spots by now, I am not 14!

I have been lucky to always have good skin until a couple of years ago, now I frequently have problem skin and I am no spring chicken.

 

[EltonFrog]

I'm going to rename Nettiethedog.

Henceforth she will be known as Farty McFartFace.

 

[Katherine]

My K is stuck on the M62. I'm hungry. There is a chicken balti, to be followed by a rhubarb and ginger crumble, both keeping warm in the oven.
How long should I wait?

I wouldn't wait......just go for it!

Hm, I suppose I could go and start dishing up.

If there's none left, send him out to Potsy's kebab van......

Wait ????

I am not telling where my kebab van is, it is a closely guarded secret, only a select few customers

That was good timing. Mr K walked in as I was in the process of dishing up, so the kebabs weren't needed anyway. The crumble was rather good. I'll be finishing it tomorrow because it was too tart for Mr K.

 

[raleighnut]

I'd guess the red handle.

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That's the flush.

 

[mybike]

In a previous job Mr Summerdays worked for Orange and used to use their test bed. He had to try out different phones so would carry around 10-15 phone though usually just the one sim. If he needed his phone he often would pull out loads of phones before he got the right one which looked rather Excessive!

Yep, I know the site in Bristol. Worked elsewhere & ended up doing H&S at Bristol as well. At my site we carried a stock of test SIMs which were a nightmare to administer since they'd rarely be returned. I understand the situation hasn't improved since I retired.

 

[mybike]

That's the flush.

There I was, hoping for a knowledgeable reply .....

 

[coffeejo]

I appear to have been lucky, never had many as I was growing up and still don't get bothered by them.

 

[Hill Wimp]

That's the flush.

Step away from the keyboard before you get in anymore trouble

 

[Illaveago]

I guess drum brakes wouldn't really work, would they?

Actually I don't remember Orville and Oscar Wright having any brakes at all.

Wasn't it Orville and Wilbur?

 

[raleighnut]

Step away from the keyboard before you get in anymore trouble

I'm being serious, my Granny used to have those same sheepskin covers on her loo when I were a nipper.

 

[raleighnut]

I'm being serious, my Granny used to have those same sheepskin covers on her loo when I were a nipper.

Mind you Astronauts wear nappies according to Mr Leitch.


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[Lullabelle]

 

[HertzvanRental]

Wasn't it Orville and Wilbur?

I think you'll find they were the Chipmunks!

 

[Illaveago]

We had a bit off a walk earlier with a lot of mountains in between. I can now see the point of driver less cars, if you find that you are too tired to continue, you can call it and tell it to pick you up.
It seems that some poor fellow got lost in the undergrowth. I'll have to pack a machete next time.
We caught this train back to Paignton, the mountains had worn us out.