Mundane News

[classic33]

Quote me the serial number on it and it's yours!

The one on the front matches the one on the back.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Even if your optimism is not fully realised, there is an upside to this.






















Accy's eyesight must be improving

I didn't see it at first.then i looked at the bottom of my white stick and it was stuck to it.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Fret not, he will have handed it in at the police station.

No,i donated it to the Accy Cyclist Charitable Foundation, which helps poorly sighted ex window cleaners,disowned by society

 

[classic33]

No,i donated it to the Accy Cyclist Charitable Foundation, which helps poorly sighted ex window cleaners,disowned by society

I've proved it was one I lost!!

 

[Accy cyclist]

Theft by finding, you mean?

Is that a new law you've made up?

 

[Accy cyclist]

I've proved it was one I lost!!

Ok,which town did i find it in?

 

[Hill Wimp]

Yes please, *grabs warthog* thank you.

 

[classic33]

Ok,which town did i find it in?

Wind carried it away, before I could pick it up. It's why I'm short three of them.

 

[hopless500]

There is a warthog on my sofa.

He is going free, anyone ????

No thank you. Generous of you to offer though

 

[Accy cyclist]

A moth's just landed o my lampshade.

 

[Fab Foodie]

A moth's just landed o my lampshade.

Escaped from your wallet?

 

[postman]

I went shopping for some walking shoes this afternoon.The place i went to was closed. On the pavement in front of the shop was a tenner.

I went shopping yesterday for a cycle shirt.On the pavement in front of the shop were three tenors singing Nessun Dorma.

 

[classic33]

I went shopping yesterday for a cycle shirt.On the pavement in front of the shop were three tenors singing Nessun Dorma.

Did you hand them in?

 

[postman]

Did you hand them in?

Nah i dobbed them in ,they had no singing permit.

 

[Accy cyclist]

I've just put my thermometer outside to see what temperature it is.
I'll have a guess at 54F/12.2C.