Mundane News

[classic33]

I'm sat in front of the fire on my tablet listening to network good on the I player whilst wandering round cycle chat

Is it a real fire, one to come home to?

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Is it a real fire, one to come home to?

Fire effect gas fire, quite cheerfull

 

[Lullabelle]

GWS, Lu

Thank you

 

[Gravity Aided]

My right sinus if giving me some gyp and my throat feels sore

I could send over some special homemade chilli from the States, guaranteed to cure what ails you, and/or remove paint , or rust from metal surfaces.

 

[Gravity Aided]

Or get one of those saline sprayer things from the chemist that sprays up your nose, those work like a charm for me, because it is usually dryness due to heating, either at home or work.

 

[TVC]

Bed time, I need my beauty sleep before my starring role in the movies tomorrow.

 

[Gravity Aided]

I may have a line on a rare bicycle.
Next Saturday, I may buy it.
I will keep you posted.

 

[Gravity Aided]

Bed time, I need my beauty sleep before my starring role in the movies tomorrow.

You have to be in movies on a Sunday?

 

[Gravity Aided]

Has your agent heard about this?

 

[derrick]

I did not finish tiling the toilet today.

 

[potsy]

Bed time, I need my beauty sleep before my starring role in the movies tomorrow.

I'm scared to ask, so can someone else do it?

 

[Gravity Aided]

There was snow here this morning, by the way. Quite early for that sort of thing. Not even All Hallows yet.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I did not finish tiling the toilet today.

I hope you found something nicer to do, like riding your bike.

 

[slowmotion]

I don't think that there's a single clock in this house that keeps normal time. All the clever clog devices are in control of people who adjust it for me remotely. I don't know if I should feel tired or not, what with the clocks going back and all.

Hang on, the central heating timer tells the truth....

 

[summerdays]

I woke up and was rather confused about the time, especially as I also consulted a wall clock which agreed with my phone.... once I had a coffee in my hand I remembered it's one of those clever clocks that updates itself!