hopless500
Trundling along
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- not-as-flat-as-you-think Norfolk
I'm at the dentist waiting for the injection to take hold. Replacement filling in the offing 

I'm at the dentist waiting for the injection to take hold. Replacement filling in the offing![]()
I'm off sick until Monday, man flu has struck me down, my usual high energy levels are now sloth likeLordy, you are an unhealthy bunch! I had a couple of days sniffles but you all seem to be at Death's door...
*Sets up a cordon sanitaire*
They don't need any encouragement, I think they live in the garden nowYou're wanting to encourage tree rats into your garden? Are you planning to use them in your kebabs?
You want me to shoot my only friends?I can lend you an air rifle if you want...
No idea.
Welcome to the 'over 50' club.All tests done, I have a lung function profile that sits at the top end of the normal range for my age etcand that is despite something not being right. So no answer as to what is going on, but I am apparently a fine example of the human form and a perfectly tuned machine - I can write that because a doctor has tested me and he says so.
Still would quite like to know what is wrong with me though.
Maybe this reply from August might shed some light?No idea.
Next job is to paint the fence front and back to shut @The Velvet Curtain up![]()
Leave it out, I'm still 25 inside my brain.You may be on to something.... it may be the male menopause (or strictly speaking, andropause). Has your GP done any hormonal tests TVC?
What are your symptoms?
I'm sure we can diagnose better than the medical experts![]()
Why don't you describe your symptoms and we can all have a go at diagnosing?![]()
Aren't we all.Leave it out, I'm still 25 inside my brain.