Mundane News

[Threevok]

My wife just sent me a text, containing the only three words a husband want's to hear

"Got You Beer"

Now that's romantic

 

[Threevok]

Yeah but what sort?

I don't know

I shall report back

 

[Reynard]

Just had a hot bath and a large mug of chamomile tea. I feel less

 

[potsy]

Just had a hot bath and a large mug of chamomile tea. I feel less

I've just had an ice lolly

 

[Reynard]

I've just had an ice lolly

There's always one...

 

[TVC]

Another Christmas Party tonight, the pub cycle club skittles do. The landlord is laying on free food - it's faggot time.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Another Christmas Party tonight, the pub cycle club skittles do. The landlord is laying on free food - it's faggot time.

Might there be gales in your area tomorrow?

 

[Lullabelle]

Well, the company Christmas do on Saturday turned out to be a bit of a damp squib, apparently the food was nice but as per afterwards some went their own way, some went to a club and hated it.

 

[potsy]

Another Christmas Party tonight, the pub cycle club skittles do. The landlord is laying on free food - it's faggot time.

And they are letting none cyclists in?

 

[postman]

The landlord is laying on free food -

I think i would eat somewhere else.Squashed egg sarnies are not my style.

 

[TVC]

I think i would eat somewhere else.Squashed egg sarnies are not my style.

The comedy club christmas do was the other night

 

[TVC]

And they are letting none cyclists in?

We let anyone in, except Yorkshiremen obviously.

 

[TVC]

You don’t know how long I’ve been waiting to hear you say that darling....

PMSL

 

[postman]

Christmas dinner was superb.10/10 for The Merchant here in Leeds.Four hours of fun and laughter,jokes micky taking the lot.That is Postie in the middle.Holding very tight to his cola and Jack Daniels,the only one drink i have in the year.It tastes lovely.

 

[Threevok]

I don't know

I shall report back

Turns out it was four pint cans of Carling

Still, can't look a gift horse in the mouth - even if it does taste like a horse's mouth