Mundane News

[TheDoctor]

I've accidentally done something that may kill me.
I've swallowed a fly.

 

[Levo-Lon]

I've accidentally done something that may kill me.
I've swallowed a fly.

why did you swallow a fly??

 

[tyred]

My train is now running 22 minutes late and still stationary. Signal failure apparently.

I feel like Reggie Perrin!

 

[StuAff]

Sounds like he was to art what William McGonagall was to poetry.

I think that blog writer had it right....C. John probably had a bit of natural talent, but CBA to use it and just churned stuff out. McGonagall was in a class of his own.....

 

[StuAff]

My train is now running 22 minutes late and still stationary. Signal failure apparently.

I feel like Reggie Perrin!

Not running, 22 mins late, surely?

 

[tyred]

We're moving again, albeit slowly.

 

[Illaveago]

My wife has bought me some marzipan fruits.
I doubt if they will last long.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Well, poo. Migraine coming on...

 

[PeteXXX]

£2.60 .... That'll be 1 p*ncture kit and 110 penny chews

 

[pjd57]

On my way back from Orkney again.
Spent a whole 3 hours on the main island dropping off grandson.

Set off yesterday at 10:30. Should be home for 12
Up the long road to Scrabster ( near JoG) , short ferry crossing. Back on the night crossing to Aberdeen, then a bus to Glasgow.

 

[Levo-Lon]

My wife has bought me some marzipan fruits.
I doubt if they will last long.

My wife adores them,i cant stand them, i like a bit of batenberg cake tho

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

Should be out for a ride. Actually sat here waiting for the call to go and shift a wardrobe halfway across the county. Pah!

 

[Accy cyclist]

I recall, many many years ago, losing my grip on a nappy I was, ahem, rinsing. That disappeared, never to be seen again.

So far so good. I must've flushed the toilet about 20 time (testing to see if it's ok or not) since the cloth went down,so that amount of water would be backing up by now if the cloth had got lodged...i'm hoping. Some might ask why i flushed the dishcloth down the toilet. My answer is that the bleach filled water was grey in colour as is the pedal bin,so i didn't see the cloth in the water until it came out the bin at some speed. I think if i'd just dropped it down there,it would've got stuck,but the speed of the water and the amount of water took it down very quickly, stopping it from loitering in the U-bend.

 

[Maverick Goose]

I've just taken a load of washing out of the machine.

 

[Katherine]

I've just taken a load of washing out of the machine.

Within 5 minutes of hanging out the washing it started raining. It's all hung up inside now and I'll put it back outside when the sun turns up later.