Mundane News

[roadrash]

why is evaporated milk still there when you open the tin

 

[classic33]

I do too.........but without the bread.

You eat the tin.

 

[MikeG]

You eat the tin.

No, just the contents.

Funny story. We were in a shop somewhere in north Africa. Row upon row, aisle upon aisle of completely empty shelves, except for one shelf full of onions, one shelf full of tomatoes, half a dozen boxes of "New Blue Omo", and one tin of Nestle Sweetened Condensed Milk, for about three and a half squillion CFA francs. I got there first, but my brother was bigger and stronger. It was embarrassing. It lasted minutes. It was before the days of CCTV.

 

[classic33]

No, just the contents.

Funny story. We were in a shop somewhere in north Africa. Row upon row, aisle upon aisle of completely empty shelves, except for one shelf full of onions, one shelf full of tomatoes, half a dozen boxes of "New Blue Omo", and one tin of Nestle Sweetened Condensed Milk, for about three and a half squillion CFA francs. I got there first, but my brother was bigger and stronger. It was embarrassing. It lasted minutes. It was before the days of CCTV.

You added the Omo to the condensed milk, to clean your insides out.

 

[Reynard]

I'll be over shortly. If you haven't made custard, I'll just have some condensed milk with mine.

Yep, there's custard.

 

[Levo-Lon]

This train went past me today as i cycled home.
At orton mear station, nene valley
awesome

https://nvr.org.uk/product.php/5/flying-scotsman

 

[Reynard]

This train went past me today as i cycled home.
At orton mear station, nene valley
awesome

https://nvr.org.uk/product.php/5/flying-scotsman

Neat - they were showing it on the local evening news just now.

 

[Gravity Aided]

Was @meta lon on in the picture as well? Always nice to have a cyclist in the picture as well, lends it scale.

 

[Illaveago]

Morning. It is a grey day out there.

We used to have Fussels condensed milk when I was young. I think they had a picture of a butterfly on the label.

 

[Illaveago]

I saw a bit flying around last night! It should have been a bat but the worm came out wrong.

 

[Tenacious Sloth]

Condensed Milk Eating Top Tips.

When eating condensed milk directly from the tin with a teaspoon, some serious tongue action is necessary to catch the the drips which form under the spoon. It’s advisable to carry out some tongue-training for a few weeks beforehand by spending 20 minutes a day attempting to lick alternate earlobes.

Placing the tin in the fridge for a few hours beforehand seems to not only reduce drippage, but improve the flavour as well.

It’s also advisable to wear ear defenders when attempting a full tin, so you can’t hear when your teeth start screaming two thirds of the way through.

 

[Illaveago]

I would like to receive an award for being cardboard neutral!



I'm neither for it, nor against it!

 

[mybike]

My Dad used to eat condensed milk sandwiches.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

I'm clicking the 'x' on every ad that shows on CC and saying I'm not interested in the ad. I'm aiming for a result where I only get ads for cake

 

[ianrauk]