Mundane News

[Gravity Aided]

Mundane news important announcement.

I went back to Sainsbugs this afternoon with the intention of buying another Terry's chocolate orange,shock and dismay they were at £1-95 and not the £1.So due to my exercise regime i walked to the cake stand and got TWO raisin whirls.with icing.

Deep fried? You know, It's past Iowa State Fair time. You can get anything deep fried at Iowa State Fair.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSKa29E4T7o

Is that a Hampshire hog I see at the end? Don't see them around here as much. Going out, like the Mule-Foot.

 

[fossyant]

You're doomed. First, your fingers will go numb. Next your hands will be paralysed, then your feet will putrify and drop off overnight, and after that it takes a bit of a turn for the worse.

Can I have your bikes?

The back of my neck is numb. I'm a gonner.

An no, the roads are clear of cars in hell, I'm taking them with me.

 

[Tenacious Sloth]

Just finished work for the week.

All the bits have arrived for the new wheel I’m going to build, but I have big plans for tomorrow as I’m the only one at home ...

I’m going to laze around all day and do bugger all.

 

[biggs682]

Time for a ride

 

[Levo-Lon]

Last of the nice weather days for most of us today.
Yesterday was a fabulous day. Enjoyed a few hrs digging and garden stuff at work.

 

[gaijintendo]

I scratched my nipple putting my top on.

 

[Illaveago]

Time for a ride

Uh! Zzzzzzzzzzz.

 

[Illaveago]

Morning. I went out for a ride with my friends when I got back yesterday. We thought we would get a last ride in before the weather changed. We cycled 16 miles in the end, stopping off at a pub for a half of shandy before cycling home.
We almost had a head on collision with a girl cyclist coming the other way. She was cycling towards the bright low sun and we were coming out of it.
I turned around to see what she was seeing and it was difficult looking directly into the blazing sun.

 

[perplexed]

I pulled down a roller blind last night.

It took three attempts for it to stay down.

 

[Levo-Lon]

I scratched my nipple putting my top on.

Joggers nipple, I get that on my right nip.
Usually from dedicated cycling clothing as it happens.
Never get it with a normal T-shirt

 

[Levo-Lon]

Morning. I went out for a ride with my friends when I got back yesterday. We thought we would get a last ride in before the weather changed. We cycled 16 miles in the end, stopping off at a pub for a half of shandy before cycling home.
We almost had a head on collision with a girl cyclist coming the other way. She was cycling towards the bright low sun and we were coming out of it.
I turned around to see what she was seeing and it was difficult looking directly into the blazing sun.

I find myself often shouting " we ride on the left in this country" while trying to avoid morning cycle way users.
Sadly most don't understand English

 

[postman]

Up early second coat of paint going on before this hot sun arrives here in Meanwood.

 

[Illaveago]

We almost fell off our bikes yesterday due to unforeseen ciderfects! We came across a lane which was strewn with crabapples, it was a bit bumpy cycling over them.

 

[Andy in Germany]

I find myself often shouting " we ride on the left in this country" while trying to avoid morning cycle way users.
Sadly most don't understand English

That's a good point actually. I've been known to drift to the right when riding in the UK.

On the other hand I'm drifting left politically as I get older.

 

[Tenacious Sloth]

I’ve been explaining to my wife why it would be better to put off painting the shed until next summer.

Obviously, once we’ve decided on the colour the can will have to be left in the shed for at least three weeks to acclimatise to the same temperature as the wood it will be used on (I shouldn’t really have to explain this, it’s obvious ); by which time the wet weather will probably be with us and everybody knows you shouldn’t treat damp wood.

So next Spring then? Or maybe even late Summer as we need to ensure the shed has fully dried out.

Although of course, by then the temperature may be too high and it wouldn’t get chance to soak into the wood properly before drying...