Mundane News

[classic33]

It's bonfire night,but not as we know it Jim.Not one fire in our street,and the fireworks are from a long way away.Even the bloke behind Vernon's has not done his SPECTACULAR display this year.

Bonfire Night is on Monday.

 

[raleighnut]

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It's on a plate.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

It's on a plate.

Every time I eat off a roof tile, the gravy drips all over my trousers.

 

[Salty seadog]

It's on a plate.

TVC's eating his from the kitchen sink.

 

[Salty seadog]

Every time I eat off a roof tile, the gravy drips all over my trousers.

Well take your trousers off then. Do I have to do all your thinking for you?

 

[raleighnut]

TVC's eating his from the kitchen sink.

From the draining board I think.

 

[Reynard]

TMI

 

[Illaveago]

Thank you for the poaching tips, folks .
I will try both methods soon and report back.

At the moment, most of my meals are either, takeaways, ready meals or cooked by Mr K, usually sausages. But there are a few evenings when he's working. I know I can break an egg one handed so I should be ok.

Is your hand slowly getting better ?

 

[Illaveago]

Morning. It is grey and damp here. It must have been raining earlier as Schrodie came in wet and needed towelling dry.

 

[Lullabelle]

Good looking slab of black pudding there Lou, however you've got the fighting irons the wrong way round unless this is a mirror image.....

This is how I have my cutlery.

 

[Lullabelle]

Lullabelle, Lullabelle, Lullabelle..........

...........<sigh>..........

Your tomatoes are polluting your chips, which must at all times remain crisp. You are also mixing two liquids on the same plate. Please don't make me warn you again.

 

[Lullabelle]

Did you dip the sausage or a fry into the yolk first?

Sauage

 

[Lullabelle]

As we're critiquing @Lullabelle 's breakfast, I'd invite your thoughts on this from yesterday:
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Actually it was last nights dinner.

 

[Lullabelle]

Also no fried bread.

If we’re going to be naughty, let’s be really naughty.

Fried bread is gross

 

[Lullabelle]

No beans

There was enough on the plate, beans were not needed.