Mundane News

[Salty seadog]

I'm cooking bacon.

Sausages here, with as yet undecided eggs.

 

[marknotgeorge]

Taken the girls for a quick shakedown cruise on the park. All good, apart from a slightly rubbing front mudguard. Spanner work beckons later...

 

[Katherine]

My Good lady has the constitution of an ox, She's very rarely ill and normally misses all these coughs and colds but the current one doing the rounds has hit her hard, I cant remember the last time I saw Her so sick.

I certainly can't remember the last time I was this bad. I think I'd got a bit complacent, I tried to ignore the worsening symptoms and didn't take it easy when I should have.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Sausages here, with as yet undecided eggs.

I don't give my eggs any choice.

 

[EltonFrog]

In bed with @Hill Wimp a freshly brewed cuppa and we're both on CC on our phones.
Who said romance is dead?

Whoa! whoa! whoa! Stop the press! Hold the front page. What the actual buck fuggery is going on? I didn't see that coming, I turn my back for five minutes, now everyone's swapping bodily fluids. Where's the memorandum?

 

[hopless500]

Sausages here, with as yet undecided eggs.

Are undecided eggs similar to mumbled eggs?

 

[Salty seadog]

Are undecided eggs similar to mumbled eggs?

Mumbled eggs, mmmm.

 

[User19783]

Whoa! whoa! whoa! Stop the press! Hold the front page. What the actual buck fuggery is going on? I didn't see that coming, I turn my back for five minutes, now everyone's swapping bodily fluids. Where's the memorandum?

Welcome back
Hope you are well,
Guess you have got a lot to catch up here

 

[postman]

Postman is chomping his way through his half of Thorntons Christmas Collection.Eighteen gorgeous choccies,Mrs Postman got nineteen,she deserved the extra one.

 

[StuAff]

Whoa! whoa! whoa! Stop the press! Hold the front page. What the actual buck fuggery is going on? I didn't see that coming, I turn my back for five minutes, now everyone's swapping bodily fluids. Where's the memorandum?

We didn't need one

 

[Salty seadog]

Sausages here, with as yet undecided eggs.

Are undecided eggs similar to mumbled eggs?

As I have only 4 eggs in the house I went with beans, the eggs will be omelettised later in the day.

 

[hopless500]

Although we have plenty of eggs with us from my girls, l am currently scoffing a pheasant sandwich with a glass of prosecco

 

[postman]

Another two bite the dust,there are superb.

 

[steveindenmark]

Spent the last 2 days huddling away from a storm called Urd in Denmark. I have recovered the wheelie bins from the field across the road. All the roof tiles are there. I dont need curtains because of the sand on the windows. We did pretty well considering.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Happy Bromptons at the beach.

Thanks to @User21629 I have now sorted out my problem handlebars.