Mundane News

[Hill Wimp]

I'm eating nougat with nuts and exotic fruit

 

[TVC]

I'm eating nougat with nuts and exotic fruit

What does your personal trainer say about this?

 

[tyred]

I'm bored!

 

[TVC]

I'm bored!

Here are my three solutions:
1. Eat something
2. Drink something
3. Both

 

[Dayvo]

Here are my three solutios:
1. Eat something
2. Drink something
3. Both

Then wait a dozen hours or so and your next activity will occur.

 

[tyred]

Then wait a dozen hours or so and your next activity will occur.

I think I will die from anticipation and excitement

 

[Dayvo]

I think I will die from constipation and excrement

 

[TVC]

Then wait a dozen hours or so and your next activity will occur.

You're talking poo

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I've just got back after driving my son to the station for his train home. It's orrible out there, below freezing with all the side roads covered in frost with thick patches of freezing fog.

 

[Hill Wimp]

What does your personal trainer say about this?

My chef is absent tonight hence the larder soup.

 

[tyred]

I think I need to move house. This one is too untidy.

 

[marknotgeorge]

Just back from the girls' Fecking freezing out there. First time I've ever felt the need for front fog lights. And I've left my laptop (which I never used because I left the charger here) at their house!

 

[TVC]

We have just watched 'Pop Quiz'. I won.

 

[Tin Pot]

I Am Ill.

Not a tickly cough. Not man flu. Proper sick. Uncontrollable shivers, fever, voice of Vader, hacking up lumps all through the night and day.

Nice try Sister, but I'll just have the soup, please.

 

[postman]

My stomach has said.I am fed up of you eating chocolate all week.So now you suffer.My own fault.I will not learn.