Mundane News

[EltonFrog]

We’re going to eat the last of the Christmas pud tonight. Still got Christmas cake and mince pies.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

My bin people came today and they put the bin exactly where it was before, leading me to believe it hadn't been emptied.

 

[Illaveago]

We have just had fish and chips. The portions are that big that you can spit them up and keep them for tomorrow and microwave up again.

 

[Reynard]

We have just had fish and chips. The portions are that big that you can spit them up and keep them for tomorrow and microwave up again.

Spit them up? Blimey, that sounds a bit extreme...

 

[Illaveago]

Spit them up? Blimey, that sounds a bit extreme...

They are big pieces of cod and loads of chips, so it seems pointless to waste them and it works out cheaper having two meals from one. Plus I need to lose a bit of weight.

 

[colly]

Update on decorating:

Raked out some cracks in the plaster and filled them. There were loads.
Now worried that the house is collapsing.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

They are big pieces of cod and loads of chips, so it seems pointless to waste them and it works out cheaper having two meals from one. Plus I need to lose a bit of weight.

I suddenly fancy fish and chips.

 

[Reynard]

They are big pieces of cod and loads of chips, so it seems pointless to waste them and it works out cheaper having two meals from one. Plus I need to lose a bit of weight.

Split, you mean...

 

[MikeG]

........Still got Christmas cake and mince pies.

Home made? Good depth of (homemade) marzipan? How long has the cake been soaked with brandy? These details are important before I plan my next steps.

 

[MikeG]

All five still present and correct. .......

Five? Either you were telling porkies previously, or @classic33 left more dummies than instructed.

 

[MikeG]

We have just had fish and chips. The portions are that big that you can spit them up and keep them for tomorrow and microwave up again.

Microwaved chips? Have you thought this through?

 

[classic33]

Ah, well, yes... Those ARE extenuating circumstances, I suppose.

Although either
a) you haven't been eating enough pudding, or
b) someone bought too much or
c) someone's actually managed to nick mine...

Didn't you say that they were all at thee back of the cupboard?

Besides you can't prove a thing!

 

[LeetleGreyCells]

I suddenly fancy fish and chips.

We had chips from the chippy tonight. I didn't have fish though but these fantastic chicken goujons they have - 100% chicken breast. Wife and kids had sausage with beans.

 

[classic33]

Microwaved chips? Have you thought this through?

Smaller portions.

 

[classic33]

Home made? Good depth of (homemade) marzipan? How long has the cake been soaked with brandy? These details are important before I plan my next steps.

I've an aunt who "feeds" her cakes and puddings. Anything up to three months prior to baking.

You'd probably fail a roadside breath test after more than two slices.

Brought one back that weighed more than 20lb. In that rucksack.