Mundane News

[PeteXXX]

Did it apologise?

No....! Rude bug

 

[raleighnut]

Well on the way to getting Chrimble put back in the attic.

On the upside the room looks a lot bigger sans Tree.

 

[postman]

I'm trying to remember an idea i had in church this morning.All to do with cycling and ebay,but i cannot bring it to the front of my mind.I think i need to carry a notepad and a pen.

 

[Illaveago]

I have got a sore head and fat lip from putting the Christmas decorations back into the loft . A large box that I was carrying bounced off the loft access and hit me in the mouth! Then when I was carrying the box with tree in it I hit my head on a roof beam!

 

[Lullabelle]

I have done the ironing, done some tidying and thown out some stuff ready for putting out the bin tomorrow

 

[postman]

I finally remembered what i forgot,it was to look up prices of GT85 found some cans on Evans site £2-50 good price.

 

[Reynard]

I have got a sore head and fat lip from putting the Christmas decorations back into the loft . A large box that I was carrying bounced off the loft access and hit me in the mouth! Then when I was carrying the box with tree in it I hit my head on a roof beam!

On reading that, I can see that there is a definite advantage in being short.

But still,

 

[Reynard]

I had a random lunch of things that needed eating. The pear and nectarine obviously, but had some olives, the last of the pigs in blankets, two buttered crumpets and two

 

[Gravity Aided]

I went to mass for Three Kings, and they gave me a poinsettia.

 

[Gravity Aided]

I had pizza and chicken wings for lunch.

 

[PeteXXX]

I had a random lunch of things that needed eating. The pear and nectarine obviously, but had some olives, the last of the pigs in blankets, two buttered crumpets and two

Chez moi, that's called 'bitsa'

 

[Reynard]

I had pizza and chicken wings for lunch.

I'm actually having chicken wings for supper, with chips and coleslaw.

 

[classic33]

I'm actually having chicken wings for supper, with chips and coleslaw.

Coleslaw and chips!!

 

[Illaveago]

I just don't believe it !!!

My wife bought a newspaper this morning, the one which does cheap holidays. Well a little while ago my wife went to get the code number which is inside the paper, only to discover that some amoeba had torn that section out !!!
I have just been out to get another paper !!!!!

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I walked into the garden a few minutes ago and a ladybird bounced off my nose.

It didn't even ask

It may have asked in ladybird speak but you didn't answer.