Reynard
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I would rather not have claws jammed into my backside, thank you very much. It rather hurts.
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I would rather not have claws jammed into my backside, thank you very much. It rather hurts.
Reynard
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- Cambridgeshire, UK
Not sure whether to post this here or in the health and fitness forum but I broke the lid for the butter dish tonight and cut my finger throwing it out.
It's one of my typing fingers too.
I just hope I pull through.
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I'm sure you'll be fine. It doesn't look like it'll fall off any time soon.
If you try it, Lullabelle, here's a tip you won't get anywhere else: clean your teeth at lunchtime. Yep, I'm aware of how silly that sounds, but it is amazing how it takes away any feeling of hunger.
Good luck!
Well stay sitting down then! Simple.
Reynard
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The "reminders" come from a paw stuck sneakily through the back of the chair.
Feeding them is the decidedly less "perforating" option.
No, that's just encouraging them. Get a thicker chair, or sit on a cushion. Save the other obvious solution until amputation is thoroughly justified.
Reynard
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LOLOLOL!
They know they get fed at 7pm. They will remind me of the fact. And woe betide if food is late...
Reynard
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Or in the morning - well, all cat owners (sorry, staff) know that there's no such thing as a snooze button on a cat that wants its breakfast.
I'm sure other feline staff among the Mundaners will corroborate this.
I'm sure other feline staff among the Mundaners will corroborate this.
Reynard, Reynard, Reynard........... <melodramatic sigh>.....
You're just reinforcing a sense of entitlement. I'm afraid you will have to break the cycle, or it will be all take, take, take from them, with more and more demands. Before you know it they'll have you cleaning up their poo for them.
You're just reinforcing a sense of entitlement. I'm afraid you will have to break the cycle, or it will be all take, take, take from them, with more and more demands. Before you know it they'll have you cleaning up their poo for them.
classic33
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You cut that finger before?Not sure whether to post this here or in the health and fitness forum but I broke the lid for the butter dish tonight and cut my finger throwing it out.
It's one of my typing fingers too.
I just hope I pull through.
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Reynard
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*SNORT*
At least I don't have to walk about in public with said poopage dangling in a plastic bag for all to see.
Anyways, I had better go and sort supper. I am also reporting a hungry.
......At least I don't have to walk about in public with said poopage dangling in a plastic bag for all to see.
Shropshire County Council (whose writ doesn't run this far east, admittedly) have a "get a stick and flick it" policy. Around these parts, the locals tend to follow that advice rather than the plastic bag regime. Mabel does what bears do.
classic33
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You've bears down there?
Salty seadog
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I'm sure you'll be fine. It doesn't look like it'll fall off any time soon.
I really hope so I've got to put the black general waste bin out Thursday night.
I have, sliced through the tendon by the knuckle and that hand was out of action for 10 weeks after surgery.
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