Mundane News

[MikeG]

........Kettle's on.

None of you miserable buggers turned up, so I drank it all by myself.

 

[tyred]

I'm eating a slice of pineapple.

 

[classic33]

You're not helping. Connect "rebuilding a house" with "Pink Floyd".

Spoiler: If your head isn't sore, yet!

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YR5ApYxkU-U

 

[classic33]

None of you miserable buggers turned up, so I drank it all by myself.

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TgwD_SGQ394

 

[Reynard]

Excellent example there of why you should read past the page break before responding. I'll just leave it there as an example for the rest you whilst I toddle over to the corner, put the big pointy hat on, and have an internal dialogue about embarrassment......

Oh Mike...

 

[MikeG]

.......
View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YR5ApYxkU-U......

 

[Reynard]

Sitting here watching the snooker and thinking that Ryan Day looks a lot like a much younger version of Rene Auberjonois... (That's the guy who played Constable Odo in DS9)

 

[classic33]

You'll have

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=66cxc9emQgY

ready.

 

[Hugh Manatee]

You can with a Nissan! Just cut it in half first...

Oh yes you can.









OK, you have to cut it up first.........

I really was going to do that. I need a piece 1.02 square metres. I even purchased a saw that I don't need from the shop! It then struck me that trying to cut a straight line through 9mm plywood in an open car park in a very gusting wind was asking for trouble. I had taken my son with me but although very tall he weighs about the same as a butterfly's f*rt!

I ended up leaving him sat on the plywood whilst I drove home for some serious amount of rope. I lashed the thing to the roof, (we nearly lost the damn thing at this point) and carefully drove home.

All this so my daughter can complete some art masterpiece involving nine 12" LPs and some paint.

Kids.....

 

[classic33]

I really was going to do that. I need a piece 1.02 square metres. I even purchased a saw that I don't need from the shop! It then struck me that trying to cut a straight line through 9mm plywood in an open car park in a very gusting wind was asking for trouble. I had taken my son with me but although very tall he weighs about the same as a butterfly's f*rt!

I ended up leaving him sat on the plywood whilst I drove home for some serious amount of rope. I lashed the thing to the roof, (we nearly lost the damn thing at this point) and carefully drove home.

All this so my daughter can complete some art masterpiece involving nine 12" LPs and some paint.

Kids.....

You'll find you've a better chance of cutting the board with the saw, not the son.

Most places have one under the counter for just such reasons.

Edited to ask,
Was it tri-ply or multi-ply?

 

[biggs682]

Monday morning already so time to start getting ready

 

[Andy in Germany]

Your whisker's are typing extra letters as you type ?

Thats the German spellchecker (at least that's my excuse)

 

[Levo-Lon]

Not a bad Monday weather wise.. See what the day brings

 

[Andy in Germany]

Not a bad Monday weather wise.. See what the day brings

I'm continuing to singlehandedly prevent further snow locally by having spiked tyres on my bike.

 

[Illaveago]

Morning! I've been playing a game of football with Schrodie in the kitchen. I threw the ball And Schrodie chased it around the floor!