Mundane News

[Andy in Germany]

Maybe it has already but refuses to feed you the answer.

D*mn that cunning bread.

 

[screenman]

The outside light has stopped coming on.

 

[kevin_cambs_uk]

Looks grim outside
Cycle to work tomorrow is going to be rubbish

 

[Salty seadog]

I don’t think bread can do infinitesimal calculus. But it’s fab with a dollop of jam

By do you put the calculus on first or the jam. Be careful here.

 

[Salty seadog]

The outside light has stopped coming on.

Check the sensor, sometimes it keeps clicking on then off again repeatedly. This often trips the light switch.

 

[classic33]

I've been offered £50 for this!! Three bits of wood.......

I've got a much improved design drawn up, and I reckon I can make a dozen in a weekend. Look out Richard Branson, I'm after your empire.....

What batteries do they take?

 

[Illaveago]

Postman reporting in from his bedroom.I have been knocked off my feet by a nasty bug.It seems my pal has given it to me.His next door neighbour had it for five days last week.He went in to see if he could help.He himself was in bed 36 hours.I have not felt this bad for a long time.

I hope you feel better soon .

 

[Speicher]

By do you put the calculus on first or the jam. Be careful here.

I hope he can differentiate!

 

[EltonFrog]

I’ve deleted my fake FB account. I wonder if anyone will notice.

 

[classic33]

I’ve deleted my fake FB account. I wonder if anyone will notice.

Fake?

 

[EltonFrog]

Fake?

Yes fake. Or maybe dummy account. One in a false name so I could join a couple of cycle fb groups.

 

[classic33]

Yes fake. Or maybe dummy account. One in a false name so I could join a couple of cycle fb groups.

It'll be the larger groups who miss you first.

 

[Illaveago]

The snow fell on wet ground so it didn't pitch. It soon turned to sleet and then rain.
It is plastic and cardboard recycling tomorrow. Mustn't forget.

 

[Reynard]

I got back from my jaunt down to Hampshire a short while ago. So glad I didn't have to ride back from the station in the snow.

Visited the grave of someone very dear to me. It would've been his 50th birthday. Feeling rather introspective and more than a touch maudlin. If I was a drinking person, I'd be getting very drunk right now.

I miss him so much.

 

[classic33]

I got back from my jaunt down to Hampshire a short while ago. So glad I didn't have to ride back from the station in the snow.

Visited the grave of someone very dear to me. It would've been his 50th birthday. Feeling rather introspective and more than a touch maudlin. If I was a drinking person, I'd be getting very drunk right now.

I miss him so much.

Never forget, remember the good times