Mundane News

[Andy in Germany]

you're lucky to find one open, oh wait you're not in the UK

True, in the UK that may be "Moderately startling news"...

Now I have to put 30 chairs out for a group.

 

[Speicher]

And on the other side of that gate, they make chocolate digestives.
The best of both worlds!!

dark?

 

[MikeG]

dark?

That depends on the time of day, usually.

 

[classic33]

We don't like it when the wind blows over the maggot farm in our direction

Rumours of a "body farm" in the area. Not certain where exactly.

Had a slaughterhouse in the town centre. Shortcut took you passed it.

 

[classic33]

That depends on the time of day, usually.

Possibly, there may be no windows in the room.

 

[Speicher]

Today I am going to borrow a plumpitty day from @Reynard.

 

[classic33]

dark?

And milk.

 

[classic33]

I just took a parcel to the post office.

Did it want to come away?

 

[Andy in Germany]

Did it want to come away?

It had no choice in the matter.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Found some sliced chicken in the fridge 7 days out of date, it's made a nice sandwich

 

[roadrash]

Ah.

There's a crisp factory about a mile away. When the wind's in the right direction and they're frying, oh, maaaaaan...

you should telephone recption and ask to speak to …..CHRIS PACKET.....

 

[Gravity Aided]

A great day for all people who have absolutely no love for cats, large or small.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-47136308

Thank you, I have downloaded that advice. I usually ride with a slingshot, takes care of dissuading nuisance predators. Lions are another deal, and they seem to be expanding into my area.

 

[Reynard]

That's the morning's stuff done, including a trip to town.

I am going to go and have some lunch in a bit.

 

[Reynard]

Today I am going to borrow a plumpitty day from @Reynard.

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You're welcome to borrow one of my plumpitty days anytime, Wol xxx

 

[NorthernDave]

Off to the dentist.