The dog?I opened a packet of jaffa cakes.
It is now an empty packet of jaffa cakes.
There is no one else in the room to account for that fact except for me.
Oops.
No dog.The dog?
I will let you off if you do one press-up for every jaffa cake consumed ......no obligation to tell the truth if you dont wish toI opened a packet of jaffa cakes.
It is now an empty packet of jaffa cakes.
There is no one else in the room to account for that fact except for me.
Oops.
My washing machine flooded my kitchen on Sunday afternoon. I found £3.41 in loose change wedged in the door seal but that wasn't what caused the flood because the coins had been there so long that the copper ones had delaminated.There is a small coin stuck in the filter system of my washing machine and it is rattling in a most unattractive and possibly damaging way. I think will go and walk the dogs![]()
Hard fit them in the oven, for a start.My parental unit has had to resign herself to the fact that she has grandcats as opposed to grandkids.
I do not "do" small humans.
Call that purple & green? THIS is purple & green... (well, more green & purple I suppose)...
I opened a packet of jaffa cakes.
It is now an empty packet of jaffa cakes.
There is no one else in the room to account for that fact except for me.
Oops.
I believe they are about to change the name of them to Scooter Wheels (or if they're not they should be).is this the right time to mention the size of wagon wheels...
One should never mention wagon wheels horrific thingsis this the right time to mention the size of wagon wheels...
One should never mention wagon wheels horrific things
I haven't had a wagon wheel for ages.![]()