Mundane News

[Reynard]

Ive enjoyed a lie-in this morning and think I’ll have lime marmalade on my toast.

In a totally unrelated note, what is the point of bagels? They seem to be made of reconstituted cardboard and have a stupid hole in the middle. I don’t get it. Have a roll.

Most shop bought ones are *bleurgh*

Home made ones, on the other hand - just divine with lox and a schmear

 

[Reynard]

Right, of for a spot of lunch. I am reporting a hungry.

 

[EltonFrog]

Tried 'https'. does that work?

Nope, it’s beyond me. Maybe it’s because you’re in foreign place.

 

[classic33]

Oh! You’re up are you? Welcome.

I was out and about whilst you two were sleeping!

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Nope, it’s beyond me. Maybe it’s because you’re in foreign place.

Curiously, I took the s out of https and got to a Google search page. I then selected the site from that page and it took me there. The curious bit was that it had put the s back in, so it was identical to the address my browser had been blocking as not secure.

 

[classic33]

Most shop bought ones are *bleurgh*

Home made ones, on the other hand - just divine with lox and a schmear

Liquid oxygen!!!
What sort of kitchen you running?

 

[Paulus]

The cat is asleep in the dog bed, and the dog is asleep by the back door.

 

[classic33]

Max, my dog, just howled, out of the clear blue.

"a howling dog in an otherwise silent night is the first warning of supernatural events."

Your numbers have come up in the lottery. How else will you explain your win?

 

[Reynard]

Liquid oxygen!!!
What sort of kitchen you running?

Liquid oxygen? What, you think I'm a mad scientist or something?

This is lox... I make my own, I'll have you know...

 

[Reynard]

Nice lunch of pork pie, assorted olives, slow roasted tomatoes, cheese and oatcakes. Plus a banana and some watermelon. And two of course.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Liquid oxygen? What, you think I'm a mad scientist or something?

Psychological projection again I suspect. Now we know what @classic33 does when he's not cycling...

 

[Andy in Germany]

Our washing machine didn't spin the washing.

 

[EltonFrog]

Our washing machine didn't spin the washing.

I bloody hate that when that happens.

 

[Reynard]

Psychological projection again I suspect. Now we know what @classic33 does when he's not cycling...

Or it's the whole Walter Mitty thing...

 

[classic33]

Psychological projection again I suspect. Now we know what @classic33 does when he's not cycling...

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