Mundane News

[deptfordmarmoset]

A big plate of toad in the hole dispatched, settling down to some 'On the Buses'. I'm partying like its 1973

There was me thinking I was retro watching a series from 2004!

 

[Reynard]

I have just taken more painkillers. My face still hurts.

On the flip side, I had a lovely supper of carnitas and all the works.

 

[Reynard]

Currently sharing a portuguese custard tart with Madam Lexi.

So I am telling the truth to the lady who does the YS markdowns in the Tesco ISB that I'm not exactly buying them for myself.

 

[LeetleGreyCells]

A big plate of toad in the hole dispatched, settling down to some 'On the Buses'. I'm partying like its 1973

(It's one year out, but too good an opportunity to miss the reference...)

It's a God-awful small affair
To the girl with the mousy hair
But her mummy is yelling, "No! "
And her daddy has told her to go
But her friend is nowhere to be seen
Now she walks through her sunken dream
To the seat with the clearest view
And she's hooked to the silver screen
But the film is saddening bore
For she's lived it ten times or more
She could spit in the eyes of fools
As they ask her to focus on.

Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man!
Look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man!
Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show
Is there life on Mars?

 

[IaninSheffield]

Keeping fingers crossed for an improvement in @Reynard 's face today.


Hmm, <thinks> could probably have phrased that better. 🤔

 

[biggs682]

Wednesday woes ahead
Must keep hydrated today as doing a blood donation later , so free tea and biscuits 🍵

 

[Salty seadog]

Wednesday woes ahead
Must keep hydrated today as doing a blood donation later , so free tea and biscuits 🍵

Shamelessly nicked from the jokes thread.

I tried giving blood yesterday, never again! Too many bloody questions, who's blood is it, where did you get it, why's it in a bucket.... Why couldn't they have just been grateful?

 

[raleighnut]

A big plate of toad in the hole dispatched, settling down to some 'On the Buses'. I'm partying like its 1973

Glass of Le Piat D'or at hand.

 

[Illaveago]

Morning.
Wrong again! The weather peeps saying about waking up to wet weather and strong winds.
The air is still here with blue sky and bright sunshine !

 

[Illaveago]

You’re supposed to iron them?

It'll be dish cloths next !

 

[Illaveago]

The heat sterilises them.

I thought ultra violet did that ?

 

[Illaveago]

I woke up early this morning and couldn't get back to sleep as I didn't know what the time was !
Our radio alarm was switched off so that wasn't showing the time and the watch So picked up had a flat battery.
I eventually gave up and went to check the time. It was time to get up !

In other news I have put the rubbish bin out .

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Morning.
Wrong again! The weather peeps saying about waking up to wet weather and strong winds.
The air is still here with blue sky and bright sunshine !

When you've finished with the blue sky and sunshine can you send it this way please, I have a ride planned for tomorrow and the forecast isn't good.

 

[PeteXXX]

My new microwave takes 15 seconds per revolution. The old one took only 11 seconds..

Is there a moral to this story? 🤔

 

[raleighnut]

I thought ultra violet did that ?

You take your Tea towels to a Tanning Salon, that's worse than Accy taking his Palm Tree.