Mundane News

[tyred]

I've cycled about 200 hilly miles this week, most of it on a fixed wheel. It's time for a rest night, a steak and kidney pie and chips, a bottle of Guinness and some Bob Dylan.

 

[Illaveago]

Morgan Freeman ,the American President has just announced that an asteroid the size of mount Everest and about 7 miles wide is going to collide with the Earth . I think he broke it to them gently !

I wonder if you could claim on your life insurance early ?

 

[Reynard]

Right, time to jar up some chutney.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Morgan Freeman ,the American President has just announced that an asteroid the size of mount Everest and about 7 miles wide is going to collide with the Earth . I think he broke it to them gently !

I wonder if you could claim on your life insurance early ?

Right, time to jar up some chutney.

Will chutney really protect you?

 

[Reynard]

Will chutney really protect you?

Probably not, but while I wait for Armageddon, it will make my cheese sandwich taste good.

On a more serious note, I've made a LOT of chutney in my time (am a champion chutney-maker) and this one is probably one of the nicest I've ever made. It's got that lovely balance between sweet, sharp and spicy kick.

 

[postman]

Morgan Freeman ,the American President has just announced that an asteroid the size of mount Everest and about 7 miles wide is going to collide with the Earth . I think he broke it to them gently !

I wonder if you could claim on your life insurance early ?

I fell asleep after tea,we had a Chinese takeaway,so now i have woke up Morgan Freeman is President.Crikey i thought Trump only had a mild dose of covid 19.

 

[Jenkins]

Morgan Freeman ,the American President has just announced that an asteroid the size of mount Everest and about 7 miles wide is going to collide with the Earth . I think he broke it to them gently !

I wonder if you could claim on your life insurance early ?

Probably not, but while I wait for Armageddon, it will make my cheese sandwich taste good.

On a more serious note, I've made a LOT of chutney in my time (am a champion chutney-maker) and this one is probably one of the nicest I've ever made. It's got that lovely balance between sweet, sharp and spicy kick.

Ooohh - is that film on as well.

 

[Magpies]

Audax bike back from its MoT this evening. Too late to take it for a ride, so fingers crossed for a few hours' decent weather this weekend.

 

[Jenkins]

Yet another exciting day in South East Suffolk. Two loads of washing done - most of which was bike wear and ended up on clothes hangars hooked over door frames throughout the house. About the most exciting thing was finding a couple of packs of mince at half price in Tesco when I popped in to top up my stores of orange & mango squash.

 

[Reynard]

Audax bike back from its MoT this evening. Too late to take it for a ride, so fingers crossed for a few hours' decent weather this weekend.

Don't forget the snorkel and flippers!

 

[Reynard]

Yet another exciting day in South East Suffolk. Two loads of washing done - most of which was bike wear and ended up on clothes hangars hooked over door frames throughout the house. About the most exciting thing was finding a couple of packs of mince at half price in Tesco when I popped in to top up my stores of orange & mango squash.

Nowt quite like a nice yellow sticker bargain to brighten one's life.

 

[Reynard]

The Trumpster has just been carted off to the Krankenhaus at Bethesda.

Darwinism in action?

I don't wish anyone ill, but really, it's not exactly a surprise...

 

[Reynard]

Just made myself a

Anyone else want one? I've got a box of croissants as well...

 

[classic33]

Just made myself a

Anyone else want one? I've got a box of croissants as well...

Why not!

 

[Reynard]

Why not!

*INCOMING*

Might be a bit cold, wet and soggy by the time it gets there, though...