Mundane News

[Tail End Charlie]

Can you borrow a metal detector?

Now there's a thought! I bet there's all sorts of goodies waiting to be found.

 

[rockyroller]

Wahay time

I have a Zoom mtg tomorrow

 

[Reynard]

I need a so I shall put the kettle on.

 

[Reynard]

And I now have a

As well as a crumpet with chocolate spread.

 

[Reynard]

Right, bed for me.

Nunnight one and all xxx

 

[Speicher]

 

[classic33]

Sithi

 

[MntnMan62]

My son has a small fish tank. He's got 4 fish, two snails and a crab in there. The crabs name is Meat. He said, "Dad, I think we lost Meat." I took a look and for as long as I looked there was no movement. I told him, "Son, Meat has passed on. The crab is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff. Bereft of life, he rests in peace. His metabolic processes are now history. He's off the twig. He's kicked the bucket. He's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir. This is an ex-crab." His response. "Thanks Dad."

 

[Andy in Germany]

My son has a small fish tank. He's got 4 fish, two snails and a crab in there. The crabs name is Meat. He said, "Dad, I think we lost Meat." I took a look and for as long as I looked there was no movement. I told him, "Son, Meat has passed on. The crab is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff. Bereft of life, he rests in peace. His metabolic processes are now history. He's off the twig. He's kicked the bucket. He's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir. This is an ex-crab." His response. "Thanks Dad."

Good to see you used tact and delicacy in this potentially traumatic situation.

 

[raleighnut]

My son has a small fish tank. He's got 4 fish, two snails and a crab in there. The crabs name is Meat. He said, "Dad, I think we lost Meat." I took a look and for as long as I looked there was no movement. I told him, "Son, Meat has passed on. The crab is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff. Bereft of life, he rests in peace. His metabolic processes are now history. He's off the twig. He's kicked the bucket. He's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir. This is an ex-crab." His response. "Thanks Dad."

He's only resting.

 

[LeetleGreyCells]

My son has a small fish tank. He's got 4 fish, two snails and a crab in there. The crabs name is Meat. He said, "Dad, I think we lost Meat." I took a look and for as long as I looked there was no movement. I told him, "Son, Meat has passed on. The crab is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff. Bereft of life, he rests in peace. His metabolic processes are now history. He's off the twig. He's kicked the bucket. He's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir. This is an ex-crab." His response. "Thanks Dad."

He's tired after a long squa... err... scuttle.

 

[biggs682]

I have a Zoom mtg tomorrow

Oh enjoy but don't let Leighton get away without doing anything 🙂

 

[biggs682]

Morning here goes the normal push and shove start to my day

 

[biggs682]

Nice sunrise earlier

 

[Illaveago]

Morning.
We had a lovely sunrise . I was going to take a picture of it but when I switched it on I discovered that the battery was flat !