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deptfordmarmoset

Full time tea drinker
Location
Armonmy Way
I've just had a call from the ONS for a swab test. Apparently, the chap is coming round at 9pm tonight. It seems a funny time for a swab test. I thought it was a scam call at first. I guess I'll have to put beer o'clock back this evening.
 

snorri

Legendary Member
Do you have anyone nearby to open your jars? 🤔 If not, is it far for me to travel from Hamtun to help?
Well no, but you're not so far away, I'm just about 620 miles up the road according to Google. I've put an extra handfull of meal in the porridge pan for the morning.
I've a feeling my Black & Decker bench is going to be my most used kitchen tool for some time:sad:. Any tips on holding potatoes for cleaning, and boiled eggs for eating, would be welcome.
 

mybike

Grumblin at Garmin on the Granny Gear
Very interesting article in the local rag about how the increase in the number of pedestrians is putting people's lives in danger and making the roads dangerous:wacko:

I'm very aware how people are stepping into the road & prefer to walk on the pavement in the direction facing the traffic, unless it is wide enough to allow me to pass people at a distance. Not that I think that the risks of passing people is great, just that others seem to.
 

Ming the Merciless

There is no mercy
Location
Inside my skull
I've just had a call from the ONS for a swab test. Apparently, the chap is coming round at 9pm tonight. It seems a funny time for a swab test. I thought it was a scam call at first. I guess I'll have to put beer o'clock back this evening.

Does sound dodgy. Mine was all done via post and courier. The sample has to be kept chilled once done. Is this mass testing an area. Generally ONS doesn’t involve someone coming round other than the courier which you book first
 

deptfordmarmoset

Full time tea drinker
Location
Armonmy Way
Does sound dodgy. Mine was all done via post and courier. The sample has to be kept chilled once done. Is this mass testing an area. Generally ONS doesn’t involve someone coming round other than the courier which you book first
This is a regular thing - every 4 weeks or so. The unusual bit is the day, the time and the short notice. They come round, give the swab kit, ask a few questions, I do the swabbing, hand it back, and then they're on their way. They don't come any further than the foyer. Then a couple of weeks later they send a letter with the negative box ticked and an email with a £25 gift voucher arrives.
 
There's also this kind of POO... :crazy:

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Russell Brooks / Paul White, 1979 Lombard RAC Rally... A number of the works Escorts had a POO number plate.
 
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