Reynard
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- Cambridgeshire, UK
Right, time to go feed the cats, and then it will be time to feed me.
And!!Just dipped the level on my parents sewage tank![]()
And!!
Chill another for the tester.I've just had a call from the ONS for a swab test. Apparently, the chap is coming round at 9pm tonight. It seems a funny time for a swab test. I thought it was a scam call at first. I guess I'll have to put beer o'clock back this evening.
They'll be spreading, in the fields, soon. Any farms nearby.It's about a 10" short of needing emptying
They'll be spreading, in the fields, soon. Any farms nearby.
Well no, but you're not so far away, I'm just about 620 miles up the road according to Google. I've put an extra handfull of meal in the porridge pan for the morning.Do you have anyone nearby to open your jars? 🤔 If not, is it far for me to travel from Hamtun to help?
Very interesting article in the local rag about how the increase in the number of pedestrians is putting people's lives in danger and making the roads dangerous![]()
I'm sure Heath Robinson invented a jar opener.. Meanwhile, I'll stick with the tappy knife method.
Steve (Peregrine Took) Porter went to the same school as me.. Shooters Hill Grammar![]()
I've just had a call from the ONS for a swab test. Apparently, the chap is coming round at 9pm tonight. It seems a funny time for a swab test. I thought it was a scam call at first. I guess I'll have to put beer o'clock back this evening.
This is what I am waiting for, its illegal for farmers to use human poo here but there are farmers and farmers like poo, there is a man who owns a huge concrete digester not far away. I am hoping to make his acquaintance via one of his brothers.They'll be spreading, in the fields, soon. Any farms nearby.
This is a regular thing - every 4 weeks or so. The unusual bit is the day, the time and the short notice. They come round, give the swab kit, ask a few questions, I do the swabbing, hand it back, and then they're on their way. They don't come any further than the foyer. Then a couple of weeks later they send a letter with the negative box ticked and an email with a £25 gift voucher arrives.Does sound dodgy. Mine was all done via post and courier. The sample has to be kept chilled once done. Is this mass testing an area. Generally ONS doesn’t involve someone coming round other than the courier which you book first