Mundane News

[postman]

I went out on the lash last night🌙 with a load of protons,they have all tested positive this morning.

 

[Reynard]

I have washed my hair. Now need to go and blow-dry it.

 

[Tribansman]

The case will be heard by a Circuit Judge.

With the arresting copper in attendance, hoping for wire consequences for the accused

 

[Tribansman]

I went out on the lash last night🌙 with a load of protons,they have all tested positive this morning.

Hope you kept an ion who they mixed with. You'll all probably need to keep a flow profile for a while

 

[classic33]

That could prove terminal!

Looking on the negative side?

 

[Reynard]

I have a and a pain au raisins

 

[Reynard]

Right, bed for me.

Nunnight one and all xxx

 

[cookiemonster]

another day wrestling the sense out of chaos ...

Oh, you work in education too?

 

[cookiemonster]

Last month I fell victim to the oh-so-fashionable gloom that seems to be sweeping the land. I'd heard that the Passport Office was in a state of complete disarray and that it could take months to renew one. Mine was up for renewal next April so I thought I'd better apply sooner rather than later. I applied online on 24th November and it turned up today, twenty two days later. I'm impressed.
A very Happy Christmas to all those peeps at the Passport Office.

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I renewed mine early too but so I could get a hold of the last remaining burgundy, EU ones.

Only took 10 days for me but this was just before Covid hit.

 

[biggs682]

Friday at last
Cat is munching his portion of tuna
Gentle pushing

 

[cookiemonster]

I've just had a haircut.

I look handsome now.

 

[PeteXXX]

Shopping done. Car refuelled. Coffee percolating.

 

[biggs682]

First cuppa went down well
I am so glad that went outwards and not inwards
I can feel an early finish coming on this afternoon ..... hopefully

 

[Ming the Merciless]

The case will be heard by a Circuit Judge.

If the court has capacity

 

[mybike]

Ahhhhh... You believed the 'shortages of absolutely everything' ' News reports' 😉

Nothing the press, especially the BBC, like better than doom & gloom. They've loved COVID-19 and had a field day with their nonsense. Sadly, most seem to have fallen for it.