Mundane News

[Reynard]

A question for @Reynard and any other cat staff.

Is it usual for male cats to acquire scruffy "trousers/fur" on their back legs? Bob's fur in those areas seems to be not as fluffy as it used to be.

Could be just age. I'd only expect to see issues in the trooser area on unneutered males, usually because their fur gets very greasy.

Lexi's pantaloons are a bit sparse this winter. Poppy has a close-lying coat, so it's not so much of an issue.

 

[tyred]

Maybe you can go in goal for the local team as well.

With the amount of weight I've put on I think I could be very good in goals

 

[Reynard]

Right, time to put on some presentable clothes and tootle off to Wilko and Tesco.

I also need to put some fuel in the car.

 

[biggs682]

Slightly misty outside and dark

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Slightly misty outside and dark

You been looking through my windows?

 

[Tenacious Sloth]

With the amount of weight I've put on I think I could be very good in goals

Same here.

Tell you what. I’ll change my username to ‘Overweight Sloth’ if you change yours to ‘Spare Tyred’?

 

[Kempstonian]

I say "Wooo"
and also "Hoooo!"

 

[DCLane]

Right, time to put on some presentable clothes and tootle off to Wilko and Tesco.

In Dewsbury (Wilko) / Batley (Tesco) an unwashed onesie is considered 'presentable clothes' so I'm not sure how badly dressed you were beforehand

 

[Speicher]

I would like Johannes to win please.

 

[Jenkins]

I have had to buy a new ironing board cover.

 

[Reynard]

Very quiet in Tesco tonight. Lots of weird gaps on the shelves. But with a bit of sideways thinking, I've done my Christmas food shop and now don't need to venture out for groceries. I have a suitable supply of pork pie, ham, pate and poncy cheese. And a chocolate trifle.

Stickering was a bit hit-and-miss, but I got four packs of "finest" sliced roast turkey, one pack of plain cooked chicken, three tubs of "finest" custard, two kilos of carrots, sweet potatoes, figs, pains au chocolat and various pitta bread things.

Wilko was out of stock on everything i wanted except for duck tape.

Anyways, time for a and MOTD

 

[Reynard]

In Dewsbury (Wilko) / Batley (Tesco) an unwashed onesie is considered 'presentable clothes' so I'm not sure how badly dressed you were beforehand

I went out in a fleece, jeans and coat.

Had been wearing slobby fleece joggers and a thick and warm but scruffy fleece and fluffy pink socks prior to going out.

The onesie doesn't go beyond the gate.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Very quiet in Tesco tonight. Lots of weird gaps on the shelves. But with a bit of sideways thinking, I've done my Christmas food shop and now don't need to venture out for groceries. I have a suitable supply of pork pie, ham, pate and poncy cheese. And a chocolate trifle.

Stickering was a bit hit-and-miss, but I got four packs of "finest" sliced roast turkey, one pack of plain cooked chicken, three tubs of "finest" custard, two kilos of carrots, sweet potatoes, figs, pains au chocolat and various pitta bread things.

Wilko was out of stock on everything i wanted except for duck tape.

Anyways, time for a and MOTD

I hope you got....
Five duck tapes,
Four packs of turkey,
Three tubs of custard,
Two kilos carrots
And a partridge in a pear tree.

I'm not watching MOTD

 

[Reynard]

I'm not watching MOTD

Sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...

 

[Reynard]

I hope you got....
Five duck tapes,
Four packs of turkey,
Three tubs of custard,
Two kilos carrots
And a partridge in a pear tree.

Love this!

It's more likely to be a partridge in a cat tho...