Mundane News

[Asa Post]

The postie delivered the dreaded brown envelope from HMRC!!

When I opened it, I found that I'd overpaid my taxes for 2020-2021, and was due a refund of £245.

Happy midwinter solstice, or what?

 

[Reynard]

Luncheon was an egg mayonnaise sandwich using a free range egg from a friend's chooks, plus a conference pear, a clementine (well, I did buy six kilos of the things!) and two

Also threw in two paracetamol.

 

[PeteXXX]

@Reynard If your rat has gone missing, it's in my garden!!
I'll trebuchet it back if I can catch the little b*##3r..

 

[Reynard]

@Reynard If your rat has gone missing, it's in my garden!!
I'll trebuchet it back if I can catch the little b*##3r..

I don't think so... The little s*it has now chewed a hole in the ceiling.

And everywhere is out of stock on rat traps. But I have found one of those extra-powerful rentokil mouse traps in the garage, so I'm going to rig that to a wire line and string it to the beam (cos I can get my hand through the hole) and shove it up into the roof space. I'm happy to catch it any old how, and personally take great pleasure in dispatching it.

 

[Illaveago]

I keep getting phone calls from foreigners about domestos insurance !

 

[Reynard]

I am incaPUSSitated.

 

[rockyroller]

I don't think so... The little s*it has now chewed a hole in the ceiling.

And everywhere is out of stock on rat traps. But I have found one of those extra-powerful rentokil mouse traps in the garage, so I'm going to rig that to a wire line and string it to the beam (cos I can get my hand through the hole) and shove it up into the roof space. I'm happy to catch it any old how, and personally take great pleasure in dispatching it.

poison in ceiling where your cat can't find it?

 

[rockyroller]

I am incaPUSSitated.

feel better, take a covid test?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I am incaPUSSitated.

I hope this means that they've pinned you down in a comfortable chair and are keeping you warm!

 

[Reynard]

poison in ceiling where your cat can't find it?

No. Because if it gets out, it's not just my cats, but all of my neighbours also have cats.

Some previous neighbours actually poisoned their own cat by doing that.

 

[Reynard]

I hope this means that they've pinned you down in a comfortable chair and are keeping you warm!

Yep, I had a large, purry tortie on my lap

 

[Reynard]

Right, that's the crimbo decs down off the loft. I really need a new box for my baubles as the old one is disintegrating, resulting in me spilling baubles all over the landing and bathroom floor.

I have also cleaned, cut up etc and steamed a job lot of sprouts and cauliflower to make a big dish of caulisprout cheese for supper. You gents did ask for prior warning.

 

[biggs682]

@Reynard If your rat has gone missing, it's in my garden!!
I'll trebuchet it back if I can catch the little b*##3r..

Got a cage if you want to borrow it

 

[oldwheels]

poison in ceiling where your cat can't find it?

If the rat goes outside before dying then a cat could eat it and be poisoned as well. I had to stop using poison for that reason.

 

[rockyroller]

the dry sauna, at my gym, is better than a hair dryer, after my shower. I shud schedule more time in there