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[classic33]

Well done Pete, you win......

New turntable!

 

[PeteXXX]

I hope you do.

Hoping I'm not the only one......I went and timed mine too. 12 seconds...

Also if you put a rolled up bit of kitchen roll in as a marker, it starts to burn and whiffs a bit.

I'll be sure to time it and let you know. Good plan with the marker but....., I timed mine with the handle of the porage jug. Less combustible, so it seems!

 

[classic33]

The light in the microwave stopped working long since, so I need to try this with a lit candle as a marker.

Nightlight?

 

[classic33]

Thanks but I haven't had my tea yet.

That'd be a nightcap.

 

[hopless500]

It's OK, Sgt Rock is going to help him.

I have that single about 7 ft away from me in the bookcase.

 

[Salty seadog]

The light in the microwave stopped working long since, so I need to try this with a lit candle as a marker.

or a spoon.

 

[slowmotion]

Where I'm sitting, there's a very faint smell of chocolate. I really hate that smell. I can't track down the source. It's a worry.

 

[Salty seadog]

hold me....we will get through this.

 

[Salty seadog]

Where I'm sitting, there's a very faint smell of chocolate. I really hate that smell. I can't track down the source. It's a worry.

Have you padded around the gaff?

im gonna stop asking,
I'm tired

 

[slowmotion]

Have you padded around the gaff?

im gonna stop asking,
I'm tired

The source of the terrible hum is very close, but I have not yet traced it. I may have to retire to the bathroom and hide.

 

[Gravity Aided]

Somewhere, in the darkest Midwestern United States, a small beagle is staring at the computer screen as if she has all the answers, but cannot communicate them them to me.
Godspeed, @slowmotion .

 

[slowmotion]

Somewhere, in the darkest Midwestern United States, a small beagle is staring at the computer screen as if she has all the answers, but cannot communicate them them to me.
Godspeed, @slowmotion .

Give her a pat from me. I feel her pain.

 

[lutonloony]

There is a nip in the air his morning, and I'm not talking Japanese parachutist

 

[summerdays]

There is a nip in the air his morning, and I'm not talking Japanese parachutist

I was wandering home late last night and it was cold then!

I saw Billy Elliott on stage last night, really enjoyable, fantastic acting especially by the little ones!

 

[Deleted member 1258]

There is a nip in the air his morning, and I'm not talking Japanese parachutist

Who was the comedian who came up with that one?