Mundane News

[biggs682]

People won't take no for an answer

 

[oldwheels]

Boris has quit

Has he? I read conflicting reports which say he says he is resigning but no time scale and not actually resigned as PM.

 

[Illaveago]

There aren't any French riders in the Movistar team. They had a Colombian, Quintana, though. He's pretty small. Now at Arkéa-Samsic.

Well who is the little French chap who isn't there ?

 

[Reynard]

I've just sat outside for half an hour in the sun, in the company of Madam Poppy.

Now back indoors with a nice

 

[Reynard]

Well who is the little French chap who isn't there ?

Are you thinking of Romain Bardet, who rides for AG2R?

 

[Reynard]

It is World Chocolate Day apparently.

Don't mind if I do...

 

[Illaveago]

Are you thinking of Romain Bardet, who rides for AG2R?

No . He was Mark Cavendish's team mate / leader. It's just that I haven't heard him mentioned in the TdF .

 

[PeteXXX]

Don't be cross but I'm in Banbury ➕

 

[Illaveago]

The Beeb's political correspondent said that MP's were resigning whilst his kettle boiled .

Whatever happened to Katie Boyle ?

 

[Reynard]

No . He was Mark Cavendish's team mate / leader. It's just that I haven't heard him mentioned in the TdF .

Ah, you're thinking of Quickstep then, not Movistar.

 

[Illaveago]

My glasses are dirty.

Half full or half empty ?

 

[Illaveago]

Ah, you're thinking of Quickstep then, not Movistar.

Similar colour.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Half full or half empty ?

Entirely filthy.

Well, they were. I cleaned them since.

 

[Reynard]

Time to feed the cats, and then it will be time to feed me.

 

[Andy in Germany]

You only fall asleep for two seconds at a time!

Fortunately, otherwise it gets too obvious.