Mundane News

[classic33]

6th grade found a snake walking to school. put it in my sneaker that I was carrying cuz it was gym day then put the sneaker in my desk. it was fine until a friend ratted me out & the teacher made me put it outside

Why was the snake walking to school?

 

[Gravity Aided]

Did alter krekt want to change that to a bagel?

Nah, but the dog does not eat fish, unless it is cod. Pollock is not on her menu.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Why was the snake walking to school?

Left the slide in the playground?

 

[biggs682]

Why was the snake walking to school?

Not sure but I bet there's a corny punch line

 

[biggs682]

Time for some lunch then a walk I think

 

[Gravity Aided]

Why was the snake walking to school?

SSSSSSSSSSScience class, and ssssssssssocial sssssstudiessssss

 

[Gravity Aided]

Why was the snake walking to school?

Don't forget Hissssstory.

 

[Gravity Aided]

6th grade found a snake walking to school. put it in my sneaker that I was carrying cuz it was gym day then put the sneaker in my desk. it was fine until a friend ratted me out & the teacher made me put it outside

Reminds me of the time in first grade when we were playing some game in the school basement because it was too cold to play out of doors, and one of the girls screamed, which made them all scream like a turbo-jet. They had seen the shadow of a giant snake on the grille of the window. This was a python, escaped from the zoo, who came out of hiding to warm in the sun. Public educator from the zoo, famous on local Tv, came by in his Land Rover painted like a zebra to get the snake .The snake must have made for the river and swam 20 miles downstream, then came six blocks from the river to provide us this experience. I seem to think we were on the tele, and in the newspaper. I had no idea snakes were able to get that large. Because we were fairly ignorant back then.

 

[Speicher]

Not sure but I bet there's a corny punch line

It wanted to learn how to use a slide rule?

 

[Speicher]

SSSSSSSSSSScience class, and ssssssssssocial sssssstudiessssss

And Hisssssssssstory

 

[Gravity Aided]

It wanted to learn how to use a slide rule?

Fangs for that!

 

[Speicher]

Fangs for that!

He was an adder.

 

[Illaveago]

The reason there's commentary is because the BBC is only signed up for a small amount of the day's football coverage. I've no idea how they're going to fill the scheduled time. Football Focus has been pulled and their Final Score is looking a bit dodgy.

EDIT: Final Score pulled. Radio 5 will have no live commentary.

Ooh! That sounds exciting!
Will they have a recorded commentary?

 

[tyred]

I've been out for fifteen miles or so on the Brompton. There's still some snow on the high ground.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

A little over two hours easy riding today. Got a puncture, which I patched in the sun. Warmth has come back after a rather wet cold week.