Yesterday, just before w*rk, I decided to clear up some feline poop lurking behind a Pieris japonica I have in a large tub beside the bird feeder. As I scooped the poop, I must have recoiled slightly and bumped the aforementioned feeder. I was irked to feel some of the contents of the water bowl, containing soaked bread and pigeon crap (they're messy eaters,) tip itself down the back of my trousers and seep forwards a bit too far to be comfortable.
Suffice it to say, I had to pop a new, dry, pair of undercrackers on before heading off!
What a waste! I'd only had them on for half an hour...